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    I'm sure many have seen these "So You Think You Know Everything" list around. A friend sent me these. Many of which I hadn't heard. I thought I'd share....Interesting, the last one is fooking funny (if it's true)


    1. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

    2. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times.

    3. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

    4. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

    5. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are 50 years of age or older.

    6. The first product to have a bar codewas Wrigley's gum.

    7. The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

    8. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987by eliminating one (1) olive
    from each salad served in first-class.

    9. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women,
    what does this tell you!)

    10. Apples, not caffeine,are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

    11. Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

    12. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man."

    13. Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

    14. PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!

    15. The three most valuable brand names on earth are
    Marlboro, Coca Cola and Budweiser, in that order.

    16 It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

    17. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

    18. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.


    And the best for last...

    19. Turtles can breathe through their behinds.
    (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
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    This has been posted a few times in the past. Also, it's been proven that number 17 isn't true
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    #11 is kinda gross.

    Interesting, but gross.

    I've never seen this one. So we do learn something new everyday.
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    Nr 2 sounds interesting..
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithjc
    #11 is kinda gross.

    Interesting, but gross.

    I've never seen this one. So we do learn something new everyday.
    Yeah I hadn't seen a bunch on there. Zeo said they,'ve been posted ...My memory must be getting bad
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    Well mine's always been bad but I don't recall this either.


    btw - I think this memory thing happens faster to the old fogies than fogettes. So I've still got some time. Sucks to be you tho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by axebrian
    Yeah I hadn't seen a bunch on there. Zeo said they,'ve been posted ...My memory must be getting bad

    Some of those were new, but some were old also. Here is a link to a thread that Racefan8 started in Sept: http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/show...ght=Duck+Quack

    It was cool to see some of the new ones though, so thanks for sharing!
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