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    Default Gilligan, the Skipper, and...

    So Gilligan, the Skipper and Mary Ann get stuck on yet another island. Well, after a few months, nature starts to take its' course.

    A few months into it, Mary Ann is so disgusted with herself for all the things she has done with the guys, she kills herself.

    The skipper and Gilligan are miserable, and lonely, and they feel terrible. So, some time goes by, and nature takes its' course.....boys will be boys!!

    After a few months, Gilligan and the skipper feel terrible about what they are doing.....

    so they finally bury her!
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    That was like, morbid and stuff.
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    Didn't they bury Rock Hudson with his ass sticking out of the ground so that when his friends droped by to pay their respects they could have a cold one?
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    Awww dont make me think of Maryann that way!@
    By the way, my Mom went to school with Dawn Wells. High School that is..Said she was kinda cool, but distant. But who's to say, my Mom's dad was the principle at the time...so I'm sure most folks thought my Mom was a dork or a nerd. By the way, it was class of 57.

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    DRIGGS, Idaho — Perhaps they should have called her Mary Jane.



    A surprise birthday party for Dawn Wells, the actress who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," ended with a nearly three-hour tour of the Teton County sheriff's office and jail when the 69-year-old was caught with marijuana in her vehicle while driving home.

    Wells is now serving six months' unsupervised probation for the crime. She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.

    The guilty plea came as part of an agreement with prosecutors in which three misdemeanor counts — driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance — were dropped.

    The case began the night of Oct. 18, when Teton County sheriff's Deputy Joseph Gutierrez arrested Wells as she was driving home from a surprise birthday party. She posted $4,000 bond and was arraigned on the charges the following day, pleading not guilty. A trial on the matter was scheduled for March 13, but was canceled because of the plea agreement.

    According to the sheriff's office report, Gutierrez pulled Wells over after noticing her swerve across the fog lines and center lines of State Highway 33 and repeatedly speed up and slow down.

    "I exited my patrol vehicle and immediately was able to smell a strong odor of burning marijuana," Gutierrez wrote in his report. "As I approached the vehicle I noticed all four window (sic) of the vehicle were lowered and the female driver was not wearing a jacket."

    When Gutierrez asked why he could smell marijuana, Wells reportedly told him that she'd just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they began smoking something. When Gutierrez searched the car, he found three half-smoked joints in the ashtray and console, according to the report. A second search after Wells' arrest netted a fourth half-smoked joint and two small cases used to store marijuana, Gutierrez said.

    After Wells failed a field sobriety test, she was handcuffed and taken to the sheriff's office.

    Wells' attorney, Ron Swafford, of Idaho Falls, told the Post Register that a friend of Wells' voluntarily testified that he'd left a small amount of marijuana in the vehicle after having used the vehicle that day, and that Wells was unaware of it.

    Swafford said several witnesses were prepared to testify that Wells had very little to drink at the party and was not intoxicated when she left. He said she was swerving on the road because she was trying to find the heater controls in her new car.

    Wells is the founder of the Idaho Film and Television Institute in Driggs and the organizer of the region's annual family movie festival called the Spud Fest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    Didn't they bury Rock Hudson with his ass sticking out of the ground so that when his friends droped by to pay their respects they could have a cold one?
    Holy Shit LOL
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    Didn't Mary Ann (Wells) get busted for sending dope, possibly through the mail to Gilligan (Bob Denver) around 5 years ago?

    EDIT: OK, I checked and it was 1998. Denver initially claimed that Wells had sent him the package, yet refused to name her in court.
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    Just legalize it and tax the hell out of it..then lower the gas tax!!!!!

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    I'd hit it.







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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    Didn't they bury Rock Hudson with his ass sticking out of the ground so that when his friends droped by to pay their respects they could have a cold one?
    No, it was so people could come by and get a piece of the rock....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post



    I'd hit it.
    ...with a club, perhaps...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post



    I'd hit it.
    She looks pretty freaking good for 69!

    I cracked up when I saw this on the news last night - WAY TO GO MARY ANN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by edwardv View Post
    Just legalize it and tax the hell out of it..then lower the gas tax!!!!!
    Makes too much sense, won't happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    DRIGGS, Idaho — A surprise birthday party for Dawn Wells, the actress who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," ended with a nearly three-hour tour of the Teton County sheriff's office and jail when the 69-year-old was caught with marijuana in her vehicle while driving home.
    Hilarious.

    The writer of the article couldn't even get through the opening sentence without slipping in a smart-ass reference to Gilligan's Island. Classic.
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