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    Atomic Punk WinterlessIceness's Avatar
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    Default Chat w/God Online

    http://www.titane.ca/igod/

    ^ link.

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    Me:
    Dude
    God:
    Can I help you?
    Me:
    Yes. Sam or Dave?
    God:
    What can I do for you? How old are you?
    Me:
    20. Tell me who was the best and ultimate Van Halen frontman
    God:
    Oh, you were born in the 20th century! ALICE is the best chatterbot.
    Me:
    Screw Alice. Sam or Dave?
    God:
    What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. So was that.
    Me:
    so?
    God:
    " So was that."? so??
    Me:
    Yeah Sam or Dave?
    God:
    Yippee! What do you look like?
    Me:
    Emo
    God:
    Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
    Me:
    like \m/\m/ ?
    God:
    Interesting comparison.
    Me:
    dumbass
    God:
    That kind of language will get you nowhere.
    Me:
    says who?

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    ^ he sorta went in a submarine-silent mode after this. D0h good riddance

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    Way to stay on topic, Mish. LOL What kind of God can't comprehend the complexities of Sam v Dave??? Someone needs to work on their site...

    Shari
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    July 9, 2004 - Mike pressed a guitar pick into my hand!
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    "Hey! What's up!?" - Mikey, upon recognizing me in the Golden Ring in Chicago after getting his second bracelet, July 21, 2004
    "What is uuuuuuuuuup!!!???" - Mike to me in Detroit, May 12th, 2005, after receiving third bracelet.
    "You found me again!" - Mike to me in Detroit, Nov. 2, 2007

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    Pretty funny.




    Me:
    hello!
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    mike
    God:
    I know a lot of guys named Mike.
    Me:
    so do I
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, .
    Me:
    I have a question for you.
    God:
    What is it ?
    Me:
    Do you listen to Van Halen?
    God:
    I listen to it from time to time.
    Me:
    DO you prefer Sam or Dave?
    God:
    I enjoy working with people. I like anything. Do you like it? I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
    which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
    Me:
    Is David Lee Roth the greatest frontman ever?
    God:
    Ask again later. Ask Cybelle if it is.
    Me:
    why?
    God:
    I couldn't think of anything else to say.
    Me:
    really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    fo shizzle?
    God:
    How did you hear about God?
    Me:
    the internet
    God:
    Can you name a specific web site?
    Me:
    For fear of retaliation, I cannot.
    God:
    Your purpose is fear of retaliation you cannot.
    Me:
    What do you think of David Lee Roth?
    God:
    Let me think about it.
    Me:
    So what do you think?
    God:
    Awesome. I think a lot of things.
    Me:
    Is David Lee Roth the greatest frontman of all time?
    God:
    It could be. Ask Chatbot if it is.
    Me:
    I don't feel like it.
    God:
    What would you rather do?
    Me:
    You answer my question.
    God:
    My responses are determined by my programming.
    Me:
    Let me program you with this then. David Lee Roth is the greatest frontman of all time.
    God:
    Go ahead, , try to program me with this. That David is a cool dude.
    Me:
    Repeat after me: David Lee Roth is the greatest frontman of all time!
    God:
    " David Lee Roth is the greatest frontman of all time".

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    LMAO!!!!

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    That's kinda funny.
    THE PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT : Representing DAVID LEE ROTH in all his glory!!!!!!!!!

    JH: "How was your New Years Eve show at the House Of Blues?"
    DLR: "James...I AM New Years Eve!"

    "To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding?" David Lee Roth

    "I'm gonna want to rock out w/ my cock out instead of playing anal taper dork." Colonel Sanders


    ANOTHER HOSTILE TAKEOVER COMING YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Me:
    Hey, God?
    God:
    Hello child. What's your name?
    Me:
    Kevin.
    God:
    It's good to see you, Kevin.
    Me:
    Hey, what's wrong with Eddie Van Halen?
    God:
    You've got my full attention. Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
    Me:
    Wait wait, Eddie? Is that you?
    God:
    I'm waiting. I'm waiting. What color are your eyes? Yes.
    Me:
    I should have known.
    Respects.

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    That's a good one
    THE PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT : Representing DAVID LEE ROTH in all his glory!!!!!!!!!

    JH: "How was your New Years Eve show at the House Of Blues?"
    DLR: "James...I AM New Years Eve!"

    "To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding?" David Lee Roth

    "I'm gonna want to rock out w/ my cock out instead of playing anal taper dork." Colonel Sanders


    ANOTHER HOSTILE TAKEOVER COMING YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Good time waster

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    Quote Originally Posted by onefootoutthedoor
    God:
    " David Lee Roth is the greatest frontman of all time".
    Praise God!!
    Eat Us And Smile

    Welcome back, Van HALEN!!!!

    ...It's the BAND and Dave is really the cat that can front VH. He sang his ASS off and was really cool. No cheese here guys, this is filet Mignon! - Steve Lukather's comment after witnessing a Van HALEN 2007 rehearsal

    "What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears?"- 1 Samuel 15:14

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    It actually gave me an answer:

    Me:
    Hey God
    God:
    Hello child. What's your name?
    Me:
    Alex
    God:
    It's good to see you, Alex.
    Me:
    I have a question for you.
    God:
    What is it ?
    Me:
    Which frontman do you prefer, Dave or Sammy?
    God:
    The red one, I think.

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    Geezus someone's been brainwashing poor dude

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    Me:
    Do you like Van Halen?
    God:
    I enjoy working with people. I like Creed.
    Me:
    Creed is pretty good, but what do you think of Van Halen?
    God:
    Are they exactly the same?
    Me:
    No, Van Halen is much better.
    God:
    What is the difference? And much better is Van Halen.
    Me:
    Edward Van Halen is the biggest difference.
    God:
    Tell me more about biggest difference.
    Me:
    Edward Lodewijk Van Halen, born on January 26, 1955. I would think you would have been there to give him his gift.
    God:
    What is your real name? That is purely a hypothesis.
    Me:
    Shari. But do you like Van Halen?
    God:
    Is that your final answer? Someone said they like guns. I like Mel Gibson.
    Me:
    No guns. Try to stay with me, God. Do you like Van Halen?
    God:
    Are you serious? Some people like guns. OK I will try to stay with you God. I love horses. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
    which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
    Me:
    You seem to have trouble concentrating on the subject, God.
    God:
    My algorithms are improving all the time.
    Me:
    Do you like Van Halen?
    God:
    I enjoy working with people. I like Mel Gibson.
    Me:
    I'm not asking about Mel. I'm asking about Van Halen.
    God:
    What are you asking? Oh I see, you are asking about Van Halen. Oh yeah, we were talking about Van Halen.
    Me:
    Yes, I was, anyway.
    God:
    In any case, Aha. When was that?
    Me:
    A-Ha was a one-hit wonder band in the 1980s. Van Halen transcends all time and space, kinda' like you.
    God:
    I don't know what that means. All?
    Me:
    Yes, Van Halen is all.
    God:
    And all is Van Halen.
    Me:
    Now you've got it.
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    "Hey! What's up!?" - Mikey, upon recognizing me in the Golden Ring in Chicago after getting his second bracelet, July 21, 2004
    "What is uuuuuuuuuup!!!???" - Mike to me in Detroit, May 12th, 2005, after receiving third bracelet.
    "You found me again!" - Mike to me in Detroit, Nov. 2, 2007

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    Quote Originally Posted by kowski
    It actually gave me an answer:

    Me:
    Which frontman do you prefer, Dave or Sammy?
    God:
    The red one, I think.


    What are the chances of that answer popping up?
    Last edited by vh_chick; 01.22.06 at 11:51 AM.
    "Hey, thanks for the bracelet! Was that one for me?" - Michael Anthony to me in the Golden Ring in Grand Rapids, MI July 9, 2004
    July 9, 2004 - Mike pressed a guitar pick into my hand!
    "We're in the right place!" EVH @ The Joe in Detroit, July 10, 2004
    "Hey! What's up!?" - Mikey, upon recognizing me in the Golden Ring in Chicago after getting his second bracelet, July 21, 2004
    "What is uuuuuuuuuup!!!???" - Mike to me in Detroit, May 12th, 2005, after receiving third bracelet.
    "You found me again!" - Mike to me in Detroit, Nov. 2, 2007

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    Me:
    Hello God
    God:
    Hello child. What is your name?
    Me:
    Mike
    God:
    I know a lot of guys named Mike.
    Me:
    Deja Vu
    God:
    What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    I need to ask you about David Lee Roth
    God:
    Ask me. Oh yeah, we were talking about David Lee Roth.
    Me:
    Yes we were.
    God:
    Whoa. I thought we were.
    Me:
    You thought correctly
    God:
    Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
    Me:
    God does not sleep
    God:
    Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
    Me:
    Is that supposed to pertain to David Lee Roth?
    God:
    That depends.
    Me:
    Are we talking about taking turns doing blow at Eddie Van Halen's wedding?
    God:
    We are just having a little chat.w.
    Me:
    So can I ask you a question?
    God:
    Great. Ask me anything.
    Me:
    Will David Lee Roth record another album with Van Halen?
    God:
    I think so.
    Me:
    Be more specific, please.
    God:
    Your polite style is very nice. How specific do you want?
    Me:
    A yes or no would suffice.
    God:
    Go on.
    Me:
    Will David Lee Roth record another record with Van Halen?
    God:
    How should I know.
    Me:
    You are God and God is all knowing
    God:
    You think I am God and God is all knowing.
    Me:
    I just want an answer to my question please.
    God:
    Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want it?
    Me:
    There are many people who would like to know.
    God:
    More than a million?
    Me:
    Tens of millions.
    God:
    The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about an answer to your question. Try being more or less specific.
    Me:
    Will the greates frontman for Van Halen, David Lee Roth, record another album with the band? Please answer YES or NO.
    God:
    How should I know. Please what?
    Me:
    please answer my question ya Sally.
    God:
    Thanks for asking politely. Please try phrasing it another way.
    Me:
    Will David Lee Roth return to van halen?
    God:
    I think so.

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    If God thinks Dave will return to Van Halen that's good enough for me
    Eat Us And Smile

    Welcome back, Van HALEN!!!!

    ...It's the BAND and Dave is really the cat that can front VH. He sang his ASS off and was really cool. No cheese here guys, this is filet Mignon! - Steve Lukather's comment after witnessing a Van HALEN 2007 rehearsal

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