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    Default Roth's a pisser

    On this morning's show he said :

    President Lincoln spent the last day before he was shot in Monroe, Maryland.

    President Kennedy spent the last day before he was shot in Marilyn Monroe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVH FANATIC
    On this morning's show he said :

    President Lincoln spent the last day before he was shot in Monroe, Maryland.

    President Kennedy spent the last day before he was shot in Marilyn Monroe.
    Hahahahaha!!!

    I read the title of this thread (even before seeing who the author was) and was going to reply with a "fuck you" reply. lmao

    Glad I read it first.

    Yup, Dave's got wit buddy.

    Watch this thread turn into "Dave ain't as funny as..."

    LMAO!!!
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    I always get a few laugh out loud moments during Dave's show.
    I can totally see why some people don't care for DLR, but something about him just cracks me up.
    I think he's going to be very successful at this once they tweak a few things.

    Oh yeah, I'm a huge Stern fan, but I find myself listening to Dave more.
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    Too bad ou guys don't have Sirius.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EVH FANATIC
    On this morning's show he said :

    President Lincoln spent the last day before he was shot in Monroe, Maryland.

    President Kennedy spent the last day before he was shot in Marilyn Monroe.
    He also said "Speaking of the holiday". Did anybody else get the impression that he didn't know which holiday today was?

    I've been enjoying DLR's show - Only problem is that since I listen online I guess they don't run the local NYC commercials and I hear the ads for "Fun with Dick and Jane" three times in a row.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AJHV
    Too bad ou guys don't have Sirius.
    I might be getting Sirius someday Hagarita but it wouldn't be for Stern.

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    I wonder how Larry David didn't come up with that line already?
    Actually I think most of us are Dave, Sam, and Mike fans. There's just a small group of people who have strange allegiances and like to get into petty pissing contests that I can't believe everyone on this site isn't bored of. - Brett

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVH FANATIC
    On this morning's show he said :

    President Lincoln spent the last day before he was shot in Monroe, Maryland.

    President Kennedy spent the last day before he was shot in Marilyn Monroe.
    This is an old joke. Roth didn't make it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AJHV
    Too bad ou guys don't have Sirius.
    My AM commute is like 20min. Why would I want to pay for Stern's show? I was a Stern fan, but I mostly stopped listening anyways because his show just became less funny and the same ol' "naked girl in the tickle chair" thing. Mind you, my local station that carried Stern has gone to the "Jack FM" format, so they're not carrying Dave. Even so, I'll stream him when I can, but I'm not paying for a station to beam music to me that I already own, to to hear the same old Stern show with a little more swearing...
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    Because I realize you all (the Roth Army) are a bunch of twisted, demented, beastility, porn loving, drug addicts and alcoholics and psycopaths. I guess Devil worshippers more aptly describe you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVH FANATIC
    On this morning's show he said :

    President Lincoln spent the last day before he was shot in Monroe, Maryland.

    President Kennedy spent the last day before he was shot in Marilyn Monroe.
    Funny stuff...

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVH FANATIC
    On this morning's show he said :

    President Lincoln spent the last day before he was shot in Monroe, Maryland.

    President Kennedy spent the last day before he was shot in Marilyn Monroe.
    I first heard this "joke" when I was in the seventh grade. Somehow, 20 years later, it just doesn't seem that funny...just kind of tired.

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    This thread would be better served without comments from the Hagaritas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVH FANATIC
    This thread would be better served without comments from the Hagaritas.
    Where's Olo when you really need him??

    I never heard the joke before Roth told it.
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    Here is a link where you can see the Lincoln/Kennedy joke. www.jokecenter.com/joke.cfm?id=7785

 

 

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