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    Woman Has To Get 6 Stitches After Hit With Sex Toy
    Man Convicted Of Domestic Violence


    AKRON, Ohio -- A sex toy landed a local man in court Tuesday.

    A Summit County jury convicted Excell Bradley, of Barberton, of domestic violence for throwing what the prosecutor called a large sex toy into the eye of a woman with whom he lived, NewsChannel5 reported.

    Police said Bradley's across-the-room toss of the sex toy caused enough damage to require six stitches to the woman's eye.

    While bleeding and with blurry vision, she called 911, WEWS reported.

    Bradley admitted to Barberton police that he threw the toy.
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    He has bad aim! Sex toys should not be inserted into the eye socket! They need to be inserted elsewhere!
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    Yea but what's up with her reflexes?!?! She's gotta knock that sucker down.
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    Did the toy not work or something??
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    Probably found it in a drawer, and figured out why he hadn't got any months!

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    sounds like a classic case of jealousy to me. now, what is the woman going to say when her friends and colleagues inevitably ask her what happened to her eye? "oh, you know, i got hit in the face with a big rubber dick, no big deal."
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaleT
    Probably found it in a drawer, and figured out why he hadn't got any months!
    Guess I need to go look in some drawers.

 

 

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