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    Sammy Got Ran Over By A Reindeer

    Sammy got run over by a reindeer
    Walking home from cabo Christmas Eve.
    You can say there's no such thing as Van Hagar,
    But as for Brett and seenbad, they believe.

    Sam's been drinkin' too much Cabo Wabo,
    And Mikey begged him not to go.
    But he left his Ronald McDonald sandals,
    So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

    When they found him Christmas mornin',
    At the scene of the attack,
    There was "5150" logo on his forehead,
    And incriminatin' Cum stains on his back.

    (Chorus 2X)

    Now we're all so proud of Eddie,
    He's been takin' this so well.
    Seen him dressed up as hobo at NAMM,
    Drinkin beer and playin' cards and eating ham.

    It's not Christmas without Sammy.
    All the family's dressed in black.
    And we just can't help but wonder:
    Should they hire another singer, or hire David back?

    (Chorus 2x)

    (Eddie Solo)

    Now the goose is on the table
    And the pudding made of fig.
    And a big bright yellow candle
    That would have just matched the hair in David's wig.

    I've warned all of ddlr.com and my neighbors.
    "Sammy would have made a much better fidler!"
    Cuz They should've never gave a license,
    To a man who can't drive 55 and looks like Bette Midler."

    Sammy got runned over by a reindeer
    Walking home from cabo Christmas Eve.
    (Minding his own business)
    You can say there's no such thing as Van Hagar,
    (What do you mean there's no Van Hagar?)
    But as for Brett and Seenbad, they believe.
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    That was funny

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    When I saw the title of this thread I thought I was going to read it and think you were the worlds gayist man, but that was actually had some really funny shit in it.

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    LOL!! Funny stuff WARF.. love it!
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    "as for Brett and seenbad they believe"

    that's classic!
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    Wow, this is my first song thread that hasn't been locked or deleted. Thanks!
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    That was priceless.
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Women And Roth First
    Sammy Got Ran Over By A Reindeer

    Sammy got run over by a reindeer
    Walking home from cabo Christmas Eve.
    You can say there's no such thing as Van Hagar,
    But as for Brett and seenbad, they believe.

    Sam's been drinkin' too much Cabo Wabo,
    And Mikey begged him not to go.
    But he left his Ronald McDonald sandals,
    So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

    When they found him Christmas mornin',
    At the scene of the attack,
    There was "5150" logo on his forehead,
    And incriminatin' Cum stains on his back.

    (Chorus 2X)

    Now we're all so proud of Eddie,
    He's been takin' this so well.
    Seen him dressed up as hobo at NAMM,
    Drinkin beer and playin' cards and eating ham.

    It's not Christmas without Sammy.
    All the family's dressed in black.
    And we just can't help but wonder:
    Should they hire another singer, or hire David back?

    (Chorus 2x)

    (Eddie Solo)

    Now the goose is on the table
    And the pudding made of fig.
    And a big bright yellow candle
    That would have just matched the hair in David's wig.

    I've warned all of ddlr.com and my neighbors.
    "Sammy would have made a much better fidler!"
    Cuz They should've never gave a license,
    To a man who can't drive 55 and looks like Bette Midler."

    Sammy got runned over by a reindeer
    Walking home from cabo Christmas Eve.
    (Minding his own business)
    You can say there's no such thing as Van Hagar,
    (What do you mean there's no Van Hagar?)
    But as for Brett and Seenbad, they believe.


    That was excellent!

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    Okay, Christmas is over... back to the lyrics!!!

    Cheesecake

    "In the tune of, Poundcake"

    Oh yeah!
    Yeah! You gotta have flour
    Or it won't feel right
    Use, just plain cream cheese, and sugar
    mixed up nice and tight

    And ground graham crack ers, that makes the one
    Cookin' up that old time, cabo wabo recipe for me. Woo!
    It's gettin' hard to see
    My dick when I take a pee
    My Butt so fucking wide, Ed can't identify, uh
    And there's a short supply of Vanilla Extract
    Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on some o' that
    Shake it up, bake it up nice, uh!
    Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on all that
    I so love my Cabo cheesecake
    Ground graham crack ers, yeah that's the one
    Still cookin' with that old time, cabo wabo recipe for me
    Lemme get on some o' that
    Uh-ah uh-ho ho
    Uh-ah uh-ho ho. I want some o' that
    Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Gimme some o' that
    Uh-ah uh-ho ho-ow!
    (Guitar Solo)
    Ooh, got some real fine cheese... cheesecake Ah
    I've been out there
    Tried a little bit of everything
    But it's all eggs without yolk
    I found the real thing is cheesecake
    Ground graham crack ers, yeah that's the one
    Still cookin' with that old time, cabo wabo recipe, yeah. Woo!
    I'm ground graham and graham crack. Oh, that's my keebler
    Gimme some o' that
    Uh-ah uh-ho ho
    Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Lemme hold that
    Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Uh!
    Uh-ah uh-ho ho
    Ground Graham crack hers, woo! Come on babe
    Gimme some o' that, gimme some o' that
    Vanilla Extract, and Ricotta. Yeah!
    Uh-ah uh-ho ho, yeah, gimme some o' that. Woo!
    C'mon baby
    Bake at 450, at home, down home oooohhh
    Uh-ho ho
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    "David Lee Roth lights the Menorah, as he does the cigarettes made of Marijuana"

    I got nothing else.
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddymon
    "David Lee Roth lights the Menorah, as he does the cigarettes made of Marijuana"

    I got nothing else.
    That's it?!?!?!
    That's your cuntribution?!?!?
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    Eddie changes "WHEN ITS LOVE" to "WHEN I'M DRUNK"

    Everybodys searching for some good wine,
    One that doesn't give you a headache,
    I thought about it alot,
    but then said fuck it,
    Now my life and band are out of control.
    Oh, (shit I hit my head on the piano)

    (Chorus)
    How do I know when I'm drunk,
    I couldn't tell you because I'm never sober,
    Oh
    How does it feel when I'm drunk,
    Its just something I always do over and over,
    When I'm drunk,

    (2nd verse)
    You look at my face in a crowd,
    Its red just like and Irishman,
    Waiting for the cashier to ring up my purchase,
    I've got to get home and give my kid a guitar lesson.
    Oh, (shit I just fell down)

    (Repeat chorus)

    UH OH, UH OH,
    Oh when I'm I'm drunk
    UH OH, UH OH,
    I am wasted yeah!
    UH OH, UH OH
    My lifes a fucking mess

    (sloppy guitar solo)

    (repeat chorus)

    Song abruptly ends as Eddie passes out.
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    Queen Street (G Cherone/E. Van Halen)

    ©1998 Van Danniels music publishing

    At night I walk these stinkin streets
    past the breeders on my block
    and I ream the same old asses
    and I suck the same old cocks
    I'm searchin for the queerest thing
    break from the straight routine
    I'm talkin 12 inch dicks
    Ones like you ain't never seen

    This is homo
    This is Queen Street
    This is homo
    The only way I know

    And we don't worry 'bout Pat Robertson
    'cause we're sick of his church walls
    what you think is a sexy woman
    was a tranny after all
    you know this ain't no straight street
    my ass is dead ahead
    queer folks play for keeps down here
    'cause we love giving head

    Come on down
    Down to Queen Street
    No closets now
    Out on Queen Street

    Dance girlfriend!
    (solo)

    It's always queer and now girlfriend
    It ain't once upon a time
    It's all over but the screaming
    You'll hear when you fuck mine
    We're searchin for the gayest thing
    break from the straight routine
    Talkin 12 inch dicks
    ones like you ain't never seen.

    This is homo
    This is Queen Street
    Yes I'm homo
    Only way I know

    See being butch is real easy
    In this desperate part of town
    Turns you from hetero into homo
    Go and hunt some hot stud down
    Somebody said "Fairy Warning
    Lord strike that queer boy down"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Women And Roth First
    Queen Street (G Cherone/E. Van Halen)

    ©1998 Van Danniels music publishing

    At night I walk these stinkin streets
    past the breeders on my block
    and I ream the same old asses
    and I suck the same old cocks
    I'm searchin for the queerest thing
    break from the straight routine
    I'm talkin 12 inch dicks
    Ones like you ain't never seen

    This is homo
    This is Queen Street
    This is homo
    The only way I know

    And we don't worry 'bout Pat Robertson
    'cause we're sick of his church walls
    what you think is a sexy woman
    was a tranny after all
    you know this ain't no straight street
    my ass is dead ahead
    queer folks play for keeps down here
    'cause we love giving head

    Come on down
    Down to Queen Street
    No closets now
    Out on Queen Street

    Dance girlfriend!
    (solo)

    It's always queer and now girlfriend
    It ain't once upon a time
    It's all over but the screaming
    You'll hear when you fuck mine
    We're searchin for the gayest thing
    break from the straight routine
    Talkin 12 inch dicks
    ones like you ain't never seen.

    This is homo
    This is Queen Street
    Yes I'm homo
    Only way I know

    See being butch is real easy
    In this desperate part of town
    Turns you from hetero into homo
    Go and hunt some hot stud down
    Somebody said "Fairy Warning
    Lord strike that queer boy down"
    That was good, wrong maybe. But good.
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

 

 

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