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    Here's an e-mail I received.
    This is pretty neat.

    DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
    It takes less than a minute .
    Work this out as you read ...
    Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
    It's fun.



    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
    have beer
    (more than once but less than 10)









    2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)










    3. Add 5












    4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator













    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 ...
    If you haven't, add 1754.














    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.










    You should have a three digit number










    The first digit of this was your original number
    (i.e., how many times you want to have beer each week).










    The next two numbers are







    YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
    WHILE IT LASTS.

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    Beer math is cool!!!

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    i drank too much beer to do this ....

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    Iv'e had to many to do this test!

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    F this give me the lotto numbers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_atomic_punks_rule
    F this give me the lotto numbers!
    -nobody rules these streets at night but me-

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    I need a drink.

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    This is amazing!
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

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    Cool. Those are a lot of fun.
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    We will love only what we understand
    We will understand only what we are taught."

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