Thread: Is Sam still doin' Big Macs?
12.19.05, 07:29 AM #1
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Is Sam still doin' Big Macs?
This is from whogivesafuck.com..
Its from Seal's wife, Hedi Klum
Sam, sam, sam, sam,..........
Bubba: It's a lot of effort.
HEDI.Screw that, yeah. I would say that or lets see, umm, (pause) Sammy Hagar putting his arm around me trying to give me a smooch and asking me if I had a Big Mac or three for him. Ugh!!! Is that sexual?
HEDI.It's a little slanderous and scandalous but it's true. I'm a skank, too.
Bubba: Sounds like a bad lyric from an awful lyricist.
HEDI.Oh my god, I wanted to jump over the fucking table. I've never wanted to get out of a place so fast in my entire life. And he was like doing that, you know when people are on McDonald's where they grind their jaw? He kept like licking his lips, I was like, "oh my god, what are you doing?"
Bubba: Tweakin for them McDonald arches!
HEDI.And Vince had just gone to the bathroom. I was like, "Dude, your friend's out of control. He wants fifteen number 2 value meals." And I was like, you know, Sammy, I thought he'd be cool. He was such a fucking gross pig, man. Ugh. ! No wonder he wore that Ronald McDonald suit in that really sorry video.
Bubba: Wow, scary. Did he start chewin' on your feet?
HEDI.And that gross breath when people have been doing Le Big Macs and the snot is sliding down the back of their throat.
HEDI.Foul. I know. Nasty. Dude needs to watch that movie,"Supersize Me," and read "Crazy From The Heat,"--he might learn something.
Bubba: Maybe you've already answered this next question then:
12. What 'rock star' deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
HEDI.I wouldn't even say Sambo's a rock star, would you?
Bubba: Well, not anymore. He's more like a tequila salesman/Carrot Top/David Coverdale/Bette Midler impersonator.
ITS 1984 TIME!!!!!!
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