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    Default Politically correct season's greetings to everyone!!

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ...

    and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily
    greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform,
    or sexual preference of the wishee.

    - DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTABILITY -

    (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    ROFLAMO!!!!

    Post of the year...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
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    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
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    MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BROWN!!!
    Last edited by vh_chick; 12.16.05 at 09:43 AM.
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    "What is uuuuuuuuuup!!!???" - Mike to me in Detroit, May 12th, 2005, after receiving third bracelet.
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    No mention of Santa doesn't make it legit!!!!!


    LMAO

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    my reply:


    """"\//-/""""


    The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!


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    " SHUT UP, FAGGOT." - Vinnie Velvet, showing off that sharp wit of his.

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    History tells us that oppressive nations build walls to keep people IN, not out.
    (See "Berlin Wall" and "Likud Israel" for examples) ” FORD- when i told him i'd build a wall between the US and Mexico.

    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    Merry Christmas everyone!!

    Now what's so hard about that???

    Dagnabit.
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    RIP - Classic Van Halen

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    Merry CHRISTmas to everyone!!


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    What bullshit this is these days. If I want to say Merry Christmas, I'll say Merry-Fucking-Christmas. I'm not gonna worry if I'm being PC or not.

    Anyways, everybody have a wonderful CHRISTMAS season. If you're not a Protestant, I wish you happiness during whatever holiday you are celebrating.

    Heard a good joke this year from Larry the Cable Guy going off about being PC this Christmas. Santa can't say "Ho, Ho, Ho" anymore, it has to be "Lady of the nite, lady of the nite, lady of the nite"...

    BaDaBoom!!! Thank you, I will be here all weekend...
    Rock the Red!!!

    "Give Doc the shotgun. They're less apt to get nervy if he's on the street howitzer."

    "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

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    That's a good one!!
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

    "A lot of people take Van Halen more seriously than we do." The Diamond One



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    Quote Originally Posted by Buschman
    Santa can't say "Ho, Ho, Ho" anymore, it has to be "Lady of the nite, lady of the nite, lady of the nite"...

    BaDaBoom!!! Thank you, I will be here all weekend...
    lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buschman
    What bullshit this is these days. If I want to say Merry Christmas, I'll say Merry-Fucking-Christmas. I'm not gonna worry if I'm being PC or not.

    Anyways, everybody have a wonderful CHRISTMAS season. If you're not a Protestant, I wish you happiness during whatever holiday you are celebrating.

    Heard a good joke this year from Larry the Cable Guy going off about being PC this Christmas. Santa can't say "Ho, Ho, Ho" anymore, it has to be "Lady of the nite, lady of the nite, lady of the nite"...

    BaDaBoom!!! Thank you, I will be here all weekend...
    theres a big group of nonprotestant christians starting up recently. they're called catholics...and I'm one of them.

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    Not the only one.

    Quote Originally Posted by OnTheInside1985
    theres a big group of nonprotestant christians starting up recently. they're called catholics...and I'm one of them.
    Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buschman

    Heard a good joke this year from Larry the Cable Guy going off about being PC this Christmas. Santa can't say "Ho, Ho, Ho" anymore, it has to be "Lady of the nite, lady of the nite, lady of the nite"...

    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! Happy New Year!!!

    I hope everyone has a great holiday season and enjoys the spirit!
    Just go for it!

 

 

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