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    Default And for the hard to buy for this holiday...

    Under-Ease Underpants for Flatulence!

    I heard about this on the radio this morning...

    My favorite testimonial, and I quote:
    "I am a circus performer and for years I have been embarrassed to pass gas on stage. People in the audience sometime thinks its part of the act but it isn't. Because of your wonderful product today my audience laughs at my gags and not my gas."

    ...and I thought it was the elephants.

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    But..............that would take all the fun out of farting!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkstar
    But..............that would take all the fun out of farting!!!!
    exactly! where would our world be without the gas!
    [On the House Un-American Activities Committee] "They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem."- Humphrey Bogart
    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".- George Carlin
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    "I'm just trying to figure out why you donít have any clothes on," the deputy said.

    "Me too," Krauss replied.

    "Donít forget! One sperm can ruin your whole day!"

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    That lady that made the plane have to land coulda used 'em......

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    Worst invention ever!

    We need loud farts to get us through the day!
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    You've got to be shitting me!

    What fun would my Business Math class have been if I had been wearing those?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking View Post
    You've got to be shitting me!

    What fun would my Business Math class have been if I had been wearing those?
    I used to wonder why he was grinning all the time(Michael Ian Black talkin about EVH on VH1 I love the 80's) but then i realized the reason he's grinning is because he's Eddie F*#king Van Halen

 

 

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