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    Default Nutcase Rumor: EDDIE's gone TOMMY LEE style?

    Some dick bag, that some of you will know, started this awful thread over at the ARMY. I in no way condone or believe this rumor, but here it is:

    Quote Originally Posted by EDDIEVANMAIDEN

    XXXX XXXXXXX Is Not Eddievanmaiden

    Man you guys are turning into a bunch of paranoid schizoids. Poor XXXX. I meant to do him a favor and it looks like it did more harm than good. Actually, the reason I started a thread about the book was because I was hanging with Ed Friday night at a porno shoot in Hollywood and he read the book and gave it his approval. Don't believe me? He's backing some very famouus porn producers and it's the reason Val's divorcing him. He's living a debauched life because he fucked up by marrying young and now he's making up for lost time. He's got his own homemade stuff (you heard right) and he's looking to distribute. He's gonna make DLR look like a boyscout and I couldn't be more proud.
    http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...threadid=30842

    Wow, the things some people will insinuate these days.
    Last edited by Nickdfresh; 12.13.05 at 08:53 AM.
    Originally posted by Katydid

    Because I realize you all (the Roth Army) are a bunch of twisted, demented, beastility, porn loving, drug addicts and alcoholics and psycopaths. I guess Devil worshippers more aptly describe you.

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    Uhhh...you don't believe or condone this shit, yet you felt it neccessary to post it?

    Smooth move.
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    Never been a better use of:

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    I agree.
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    BULLSHIT rumor

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    Eddie putting out porn. Good one.

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    He's living a debauched life because he fucked up by marrying young and now he's making up for lost time
    Yep, Ed never tagged anyone but Val during all those years. If you want Ed info, there is no more of a reliable place then the Army.
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    Will King Ed be scoring the music for the porn?

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    ROFLMAO.... LOL!! Now this is a GREAT rumour. Better than all the other boring same old stuff.. !!

    Thanx Nick, for giving me the laugh of the week, passing on this one babe!! I love it!!

    Eddie the porn king... hang on!! The bastard didn't wait till I got over there to film???

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    ahh man...he probably taped over the 81 oakland show with porn....

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    Quote Originally Posted by scherb
    Will King Ed be scoring the music for the porn?
    That must be that 10 albums worth of stuff he's been sitting on! LOL!
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    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
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    Quote Originally Posted by muffdiver
    ahh man...he probably taped over the 81 oakland show with porn....
    *ding ding ding*

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring
    That must be that 10 albums worth of stuff he's been sitting on! LOL!
    I also nominate this for post of the year!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike zack
    I also nominate this for post of the year!
    Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week...try the shrimp...
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
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    Quote Originally Posted by muffdiver
    ahh man...he probably taped over the 81 oakland show with porn....
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

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