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    Hang 'Em High Blind Lemon Loons's Avatar
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    I got a plan y'all...(this ain't serious, but it's bloody brilliant)...Awww hell yeah

    Here goes ya'll...I'm going to email Kevin Dugan and attempt to buy one of Michael Anthony's custom made mullet wigs from him...I know Kevin will know where Mikey keeps them Joe Dirt lookin' bad boys all shrined up like Batman keeps his bat suits...then I'm gwine-a put on some hot sauce t-shirt and show up and Eddie's crib...he's gonna see me on the security video moniter and think,"What the hell is he doing here...he knows that I record the bass on the records?!?!?!" After bein' told by Ed to hit the road, jack...I'll tell him that I'll fetch him smokes and Smokin' Loons wine, maybe clean up some wine barf, etc...an' then Ed will let me in(for the first time since Diver Down) to the mighty 5150 studio. Then after Edwood passes out from too much drinkin' wine spo dee-o-dee...I'll grab all the unreleased tapes/treasures from circa 1975-1984, take a whiz on any tapes I find from 1985-1995, and BURN any tapes from 1998 an' I'll take off as quick as I can without breakin' into runnin' so fast that my real cool mullet flies off. Then I'll take these tapes home and make bootlegs of awesome versions of,"It's Your Thing," and,"War Pigs," and "In The Midnight Hour," which I'll then sell to the Van Halen internet community for ridiculous fees...promoting the tapes as the Lost Ark Ghetto Chariot Van Halen Golden Fleece Tapes...nebber touched by human hands...can ya diggit??
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    ASHES TO ASHES...DUST TO DUST...IF THE WOMEN DON'T GET YA, THE WHISKEY MUST!!...

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    Whatever you crazy old bastard.. It's just good to see you around the links again. You and Roth...original Schitck!!

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    Can you steal Alex's neck brace while you're at it.
    NOTICE I USED "YOU'RE" instead of "your".
    Just go for it!

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    Please pm me your credit card numbers

    Nah accepting pre-orders on,"The Lost Ark Ghetto Chariot Van Halen Golden Fleece Bootleg Box Set," which includes 12 albums worth of never heard Van Davin' footage...and a crusty neckbrace dipped in gold and covered in red, black, and white paint.

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    I love lamp.

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    This week, I'm gonna pretend Kevin Dugan knows who I am.

    I'm also gonna learn me some actual blues licks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greenpaw
    I love lamp.
    I love carpet.
    Originally posted by Katydid

    Because I realize you all (the Roth Army) are a bunch of twisted, demented, beastility, porn loving, drug addicts and alcoholics and psycopaths. I guess Devil worshippers more aptly describe you.

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    I do have to say you crazy ole coot, ah yeahhh...

    BRILLIANT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fast98dodge
    I do have to say you crazy ole coot, ah yeahhh...

    BRILLIANT!!!

    Gotta' love the Guinness folk!! LOL. Good commericials and great beer!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blind Lemon Loons
    Here goes ya'll...I'm going to email Kevin Dugan and attempt to buy one of Michael Anthony's custom made mullet wigs from him...I know Kevin will know where Mikey keeps them Joe Dirt lookin' bad boys all shrined up like Batman keeps his bat suits...then I'm gwine-a put on some hot sauce t-shirt and show up and Eddie's crib...he's gonna see me on the security video moniter and think,"What the hell is he doing here...he knows that I record the bass on the records?!?!?!" After bein' told by Ed to hit the road, jack...I'll tell him that I'll fetch him smokes and Smokin' Loons wine, maybe clean up some wine barf, etc...an' then Ed will let me in(for the first time since Diver Down) to the mighty 5150 studio. Then after Edwood passes out from too much drinkin' wine spo dee-o-dee...I'll grab all the unreleased tapes/treasures from circa 1975-1984, take a whiz on any tapes I find from 1985-1995, and BURN any tapes from 1998 an' I'll take off as quick as I can without breakin' into runnin' so fast that my real cool mullet flies off. Then I'll take these tapes home and make bootlegs of awesome versions of,"It's Your Thing," and,"War Pigs," and "In The Midnight Hour," which I'll then sell to the Van Halen internet community for ridiculous fees...promoting the tapes as the Lost Ark Ghetto Chariot Van Halen Golden Fleece Tapes...nebber touched by human hands...can ya diggit??
    Dude, you have my vote.

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    can i drive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by perticelli
    can i drive?
    I call shotgun!

    Shari
    "Hey, thanks for the bracelet! Was that one for me?" - Michael Anthony to me in the Golden Ring in Grand Rapids, MI July 9, 2004
    July 9, 2004 - Mike pressed a guitar pick into my hand!
    "We're in the right place!" EVH @ The Joe in Detroit, July 10, 2004
    "Hey! What's up!?" - Mikey, upon recognizing me in the Golden Ring in Chicago after getting his second bracelet, July 21, 2004
    "What is uuuuuuuuuup!!!???" - Mike to me in Detroit, May 12th, 2005, after receiving third bracelet.
    "You found me again!" - Mike to me in Detroit, Nov. 2, 2007

 

 

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