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    Cabo Wabo Christmas Cookies!!!!!!!!!



    Read throughly, and happy cooking.....I look forward to hearing the

    results and outcome of this....



    Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

    1 cup of water

    1 tsp baking soda

    1 cup of sugar

    1 tsp salt

    1 cup of brown sugar

    lemon juice

    4 large eggs

    1 cup nuts

    2 cups of dried fruit

    1 bottle Cabo Wabo Reposado Tequila



    Sample the Cabo Wabo Reposado Tequila to check quality.



    Take a large bowl, check the Cabo Wabo Reposado Tequila again, to be sure
    it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.


    Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
    sure the Cabo Wabo Reposado Tequilais still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy.
    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,

    Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried
    druit
    gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.



    Sample the Cabo Wabo Reposado Tequilato check for tonsisticity.



    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.



    Check the Cabo Wabo Reposado Tequila



    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    Add one table.



    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.



    Greash the oven.



    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.



    Don't forget to beat off the turner.



    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cabo Wabo Reposado
    Tequila
    and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


    CHERRY MISTMAS


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    I tried this recipe last night, actually.

    Only, I didnt have the water, baking soda, sugar, salt, brown sugar, lemon juice, eggs, nuts, or dried fruit.

    Still came out great though!!
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    I'm sure the guys here were wishing these instructions included her putting the salt in her cleavage for you to lick in step 2.
    Honey, I ain't through with you!

    GO ILLINI!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum


    I tried this recipe last night, actually.

    Only, I didnt have the water, baking soda, sugar, salt, brown sugar, lemon juice, eggs, nuts, or dried fruit.

    Still came out great though!!
    There were no nuts in your recipe??? Well, obviously you didn't do it correctly, then! Nuts must ALWAYS be involved in my tequila recipes (or samplings). It's just not as good without the nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum


    I tried this recipe last night, actually.

    Only, I didnt have the water, baking soda, sugar, salt, brown sugar, lemon juice, eggs, nuts, or dried fruit.

    Still came out great though!!


    I'm Guessing you dint have the baking pan, bowl, mixing utensils either?
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    You pussies need lime and salt for your tequila? What's wong dith pou?
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    Quote Originally Posted by theshooter666
    I'm Guessing you dint have the baking pan, bowl, mixing utensils either?
    Or the oven turned on.
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