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    Atomic Punk
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    A great and talented man who could fart at will:

    http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=202

    I'm on awe.
    "Nothing is ever what it seems but everything is exactly what it is." - B. Banzai


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    ®A fart can be quiet,
    A fart can be loud,
    Some leave a powerful,
    Poisonous cloud.

    A fart can be short,
    Or a fart can be long,
    Some farts have been known,
    To sound just like a song.

    Some farts do not smell,
    While others are vile,
    A fart may pass quickly,
    Or linger awhile.

    A fart can create
    A most-curious medley,
    A fart can be harmless,
    Or silent, but deadly.

    A fart can occur
    In a number of places,
    And leave everyone
    With strange looks on their faces.

    From wide-open prairies,
    To small elevators,
    A fart will find all of us
    Sooner or later.

    So be not afraid
    Of the invisible gas,
    For always remember,
    That farts, too, shall pass.

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    Atomic Punk
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    My brother was doing laundry once while at Lackland AFB, in Texas where it's hot and humid. As he loaded up the dryer he ripped a double cheese and soon he and his buddy were engulfed in a serious stink-cloud so they decided to go for a walk until the dryer finished it's cycle. 20 minutes later they returned and it was there waiting for them.

    That was the day my brother's Air Force Fart-God legend began...
    Last edited by Axxman300; 12.10.05 at 10:13 PM.
    "Nothing is ever what it seems but everything is exactly what it is." - B. Banzai


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