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    Default "T'was the Night Before Christmas"....map57 style....

    'Twas the night before Christmas, and nothing was funny

    Not a creature was stirring, not even a bunny;

    The stockings were hung by their legs with care,

    In hopes that a babe soon would be there;

    I was nestled all snug in my bed,

    While visions of babes danced in my head;

    Babes in their lingerie, and 1 in a cap,

    I had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

    When out by the pool there arose such a clatter,

    I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

    Away to the window I flew like a flash,

    Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

    The light on the breast of the new-fallen Ho

    Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below,

    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

    But a smokin’ hot babe, and she was holding a beer,

    With a little thong, so small and free,

    I knew in a moment it must be Ali Landry.

    More rapid than eagles other babes came,

    And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

    "Now, Holly! now, Tammy! now, Kim and Stacie!

    On, Alley! on Britney! on, Brandy and Tracy!

    To the top of my porch! To the top of the wall!

    Now take it off! Take it off! Take it off all!"

    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

    When they took of their clothes, they flew to the sky,

    So up to the house-top the clothes they flew,

    With the sleigh bed full of babes, and Ali Landry too.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the grass,

    The spanking and rubbing of each little ass.

    As I drew back my hand, and was turning around,

    Down the slide Ali Landry came with a bound.

    She was dressed all in lingerie, from her head to her toe,

    And her clothes were all white with everything just so;

    A beautiful thong she had in her crack,

    And she looked like a doll just laying on her back.

    Her eyes -- how they twinkled! Her nipples how merry!

    Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!

    Her mouth was wet, but that wasn’t enough,

    She wanted the beard of my chin buried in her muff;

    The rest of a strawberry held tight in her teeth,

    And the garter belt encircled her waist like a wreath;

    She had a beautiful face and nice tight breasts,

    That shook when she jumped, on the bed for a rest.

    She was oily and wet, like something right of the shelf,

    And I got wood when I saw her, in spite of myself;

    A wink of her eye and a twist of her head,

    Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

    She spoke not a word, but went straight to work,

    And grabbed herself; then turned with a jerk,

    And laying her finger just down below,

    And giving a nod, up her fingers would go;

    She sprang to her sleigh bed, to her team gave a whistle,

    And they all came over to help her with the missile.


    But I heard her exclaim, as she turned out the light,

    "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a …… oh yes, yes, yes, yes………mmmmmm.
    Good-night."

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    Quote Originally Posted by map57
    'Twas the night before Christmas, and nothing was funny

    Not a creature was stirring, not even a bunny;

    The stockings were hung by their legs with care,

    In hopes that a babe soon would be there;

    I was nestled all snug in my bed,

    While visions of babes danced in my head;

    Babes in their lingerie, and 1 in a cap,

    I had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

    When out by the pool there arose such a clatter,

    I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

    Away to the window I flew like a flash,

    Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

    The light on the breast of the new-fallen Ho

    Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below,

    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

    But a smokin’ hot babe, and she was holding a beer,

    With a little thong, so small and free,

    I knew in a moment it must be Ali Landry.

    More rapid than eagles other babes came,

    And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

    "Now, Holly! now, Tammy! now, Kim and Stacie!

    On, Alley! on Britney! on, Brandy and Tracy!

    To the top of my porch! To the top of the wall!

    Now take it off! Take it off! Take it off all!"

    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

    When they took of their clothes, they flew to the sky,

    So up to the house-top the clothes they flew,

    With the sleigh bed full of babes, and Ali Landry too.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the grass,

    The spanking and rubbing of each little ass.

    As I drew back my hand, and was turning around,

    Down the slide Ali Landry came with a bound.

    She was dressed all in lingerie, from her head to her toe,

    And her clothes were all white with everything just so;

    A beautiful thong she had in her crack,

    And she looked like a doll just laying on her back.

    Her eyes -- how they twinkled! Her nipples how merry!

    Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!

    Her mouth was wet, but that wasn’t enough,

    She wanted the beard of my chin buried in her muff;

    The rest of a strawberry held tight in her teeth,

    And the garter belt encircled her waist like a wreath;

    She had a beautiful face and nice tight breasts,

    That shook when she jumped, on the bed for a rest.

    She was oily and wet, like something right of the shelf,

    And I got wood when I saw her, in spite of myself;

    A wink of her eye and a twist of her head,

    Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

    She spoke not a word, but went straight to work,

    And grabbed herself; then turned with a jerk,

    And laying her finger just down below,

    And giving a nod, up her fingers would go;

    She sprang to her sleigh bed, to her team gave a whistle,

    And they all came over to help her with the missile.


    But I heard her exclaim, as she turned out the light,

    "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a …… oh yes, yes, yes, yes………mmmmmm.
    Good-night."
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    Thanks man. Just trying to spread a little Christmas cheer.....

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    hilarious!!

    that was awesome!

    did u write that?

    thx, i needed that laugh
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    An oldie, but a goodie. Found this and wanted to bring back some memories.

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    Great read! Thanks for resurrecting this!
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