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    Default Hey Brett, The Christmas Lights bro....

    Brett, did you pull the same strand of lights that you used last year, from the attic? Reason I ask, because the lights on the VH Links logo in the top left of the page, well.........SOME OF EM ARE BURNED OUT!!!!!!!!!!! Thought you were gonna "Griswold" the site this year, but you just used the same broken strand you threw back in the box, last year. Damn bro........I mean, it's a cheap ass bulb we're talkin about here.

    I know, I know........I can hear it now...("Become a VHLinks Donor...ya cheap bastard....") Ok, Ok.........I will, I will. I WANT NEW CHIRSTMAS LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!

    And for those of you who are waging a war on, "Christmas" because you find that word, "C-H-I-S-T-M-A-S" offensive.......here's to hoping that "Blitzen" take a HUGE Reindeer Shit, on your well maintained, left winged, anti-christian, grass.

    It's Merry Chirstmas, fuckers, not Happy Holidays.... ok, it's whatever you freaks wanna call it.

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    Emperor of VHLinks.com Brett's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen
    Brett, did you pull the same strand of lights that you used last year, from the attic? Reason I ask, because the lights on the VH Links logo in the top left of the page, well.........SOME OF EM ARE BURNED OUT!!!!!!!!!!! Thought you were gonna "Griswold" the site this year, but you just used the same broken strand you threw back in the box, last year. Damn bro........I mean, it's a cheap ass bulb we're talkin about here.

    I know, I know........I can hear it now...("Become a VHLinks Donor...ya cheap bastard....") Ok, Ok.........I will, I will. I WANT NEW CHIRSTMAS LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!

    And for those of you who are waging a war on, "Christmas" because you find that word, "C-H-I-S-T-M-A-S" offensive.......here's to hoping that "Blitzen" take a HUGE Reindeer Shit, on your well maintained, left winged, anti-christian, grass.

    It's Merry Chirstmas, fuckers, not Happy Holidays.... ok, it's whatever you freaks wanna call it.

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    I want lights all over the place, anyone with me here????? Maybe just in NON, come on Brett and TT! You can do IT!
    Just go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen
    because you find that word, "C-H-I-S-T-M-A-S" offensive.......
    I don't think anyone finds the word "Chistmas" offensive!

    I suppose I could go for some new Christmas lights, although I didn't even really notice that those ones were up there to begin with!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    I want lights all over the place, anyone with me here????? Maybe just in NON, come on Brett and TT! You can do IT!
    I'm with you!!! Go Griswold on this place!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Yup...yet one must give credit to Brett for dragging out the 4 and 1/2 foot "lava-lamp" display cord 'o' lights that normally surrounds his Koi pond, and throwing it over the "Links" sign.

    At least you could have used a miniture Budweiser-can light set...(I swear to christ, I actually own this light-up set, yet the wife strongly disapproves of me stringing our four foot tree with them... ) which obviously would have made this an interesting place for web-surfers to stop by.

    With cheap lights, they'll simply keep driving by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen
    And for those of you who are waging a war on, "Christmas" because you find that word, "C-H-I-S-T-M-A-S" offensive.......here's to hoping that "Blitzen" take a HUGE Reindeer Shit, on your well maintained, left winged, anti-christian, grass.

    It's Merry Chirstmas, fuckers, not Happy Holidays.... ok, it's whatever you freaks wanna call it.

    HH <------Why am I still up at this hour??----------
    LOL. I hear ya! I've been typing "Happy Holidays" to folks here lately just because, to me, it encompasses Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years (& H, Q, etc.). I totally agree with you...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen
    It's Merry Chirstmas, fuckers
    Classic!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen
    I'm with you!!! Go Griswold on this place!!!!!
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes

    I couldn't help but lookup the quotes...

    Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse


    Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

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    I agree that non needs to be more festive... break out the blow up Santa!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen
    And for those of you who are waging a war on, "Christmas" because you find that word, "C-H-I-S-T-M-A-S" offensive.......here's to hoping that "Blitzen" take a HUGE Reindeer Shit, on your well maintained, left winged, anti-christian, grass.

    It's Merry Chirstmas, fuckers, not Happy Holidays.... ok, it's whatever you freaks wanna call it.

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    Not everyone here celebrates Xmas, and nor do we smoke "left-winged" anti-xian grass. And yes I do find it offensive, so please do enjoy your holiday season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostonian


    Not everyone here celebrates Xmas, and nor do we smoke "left-winged" anti-xian grass. And yes I do find it offensive, so please do enjoy your holiday season.
    If you find Christmas SO offensive, why did you poke your head into a thread titled, "Hey Brett, THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS bro..."???

    Just curious...
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