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    Default Japanese Hand Job Machine

    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    This isn't serious, is it?

    I mean, come on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    Somehwere, Dr. Richard Kimball waits and watches.....
    "Nothing is ever what it seems but everything is exactly what it is." - B. Banzai


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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    Somehwere, Dr. Richard Kimball waits and watches.....
    BWAH!!!!!!! It doesn't look like it does the job the "normal" way (vibrators for women don't, either). I saw an HBO Real Sex program one time that had fucking machines for females. Invented by the Japanese. They worked the "normal" way and came in a sitting and reclining model.
    Honey, I ain't through with you!

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    Talk about lazy.
    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

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    $34,500.... seems like a good deal to me.
    \m/_ _\m/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Gibson
    $34,500.... seems like a good deal to me.
    I think that's the price in yen. LOL! If I remember correctly, the sex machines for woman were in the $3-5,000 range.
    Last edited by blacknblue; 11.24.05 at 10:40 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blacknblue
    I saw an HBO Real Sex program one time that had fucking machines for females.
    You rang?
    \m/_ _\m/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Gibson
    You rang?
    Damn! What are you -- 3,000 miles away?
    Honey, I ain't through with you!

    GO ILLINI!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacknblue
    Damn! What are you -- 3,000 miles away?
    \m/_ _\m/

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod

    if ya look at the letters on the side of the machine...it says SMD...
    theres 3 prototypes....

    thats the:..."small dick machine"..get it smd....

    theres 2 more sizes i guess.....the mdm....and the ldm...
    the mdm and ldm are not available in japan...only in America and Canada...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    Talk about lazy.

    LMAO....now that's fukin funny.....

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    Not for me, as the fingers look too masculine...

    It says one can remove the hand and insert straight into the machine.

    Look, if you feel the need to insert your gherkin into any device that plugs into a wall socket, chances are that you are well beyond therapy to begin with.

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    lol, i wanna know what that wand is lying next to it
    \m/_ _\m/

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    Don't buy one. I don't find it as easy to clean as they say it is.
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