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    SEATTLE (Reuters) - For beverage connoisseurs tired of turkey-and-gravy or green-beans-and-casserole-flavored sodas, there's a new choice being offered this year by specialty U.S. soda manufacturer Jones Soda Co.: salmon.

    Jones Soda, the Seattle company that scored a hit during the last two holiday seasons with its turkey-and-gravy-flavored sodas, said it is offering the orange-hued fish-flavored drink this year in a nod to the Pacific Northwest's salmon catch.

    "When you smell it, it's got that smoked salmon aroma," said Peter van Stolk, chief executive of Jones Soda.

    The artificially flavored salmon soda will be offered as part of a $13 "regional holiday pack" that also includes other unusual sodas such as turkey & gravy, corn on the cob, broccoli casserole and pecan pie.

    While those bottles will be offered locally, Jones Soda is also selling its similarly-priced "holiday pack" of turkey and gravy, wild herb stuffing, brussels sprouts, cranberry and pumpkin pie sodas across the country.

    Thanksgiving, a U.S. holiday that falls on the fourth Thursday of November, typically features a dinner with turkey, gravy and other condiments.

    Van Stolk, who built his Seattle-based soda company by selling traditional sodas as well as exotic flavors such as green apple, bubble gum and crushed melon, said that "the most important thing (about Jones Soda) is that we can laugh at ourselves."

    Asked whether he liked his new salmon soda, van Stolk said: "I cannot finish a bottle, I just can't."
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    Sounds yummy.

    Not!!!
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    Those guys at Jones Soda obviously don't have taste buds. Their soda is in damn near every store around here and I still haven't tried one yet. I'm definitely not doing the Salmon... Fuckin' Yuck, baby, yuck...
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    ^ Salmon =]

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    Hook me up with some of that stuff!!!!
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    friggin' granolas.....only they can come up with salmon flavored soda.
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    What's next? Limberger Cheese Cola! OldAss Ale!
    These guys are friggin' freaks.

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    Butt crack flavored beer?
    Pussy flavored lemon juice? Hey, wait!
    I'd want some of that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TopTimi
    These guys are friggin' freaks.
    Look what you get to look forward to. When you head up this way, their sodas will be everywhere. I guess anywhere is better than where you and chef are at. Hope things are going well for your families...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TopTimi
    What's next? Limberger Cheese Cola! OldAss Ale!
    These guys are friggin' freaks.
    How about Brussels Sprouts soda? NASTY! Sadly, it exists. I saw it in a pack with the turkey & gravy one. Vomitous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vh_chick
    How about Brussels Sprouts soda? NASTY! Sadly, it exists. I saw it in a pack with the turkey & gravy one. Vomitous.

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    That's just wrong.
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    Thats funny. I remember at High School we had a competition for the person who could think up the most disgusting drink. Someone came up with a Salmon Milkshake.
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    Call me crazy, but I'd like to try that.
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