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    Sinner's Swing! Sunya's Avatar
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    While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.

    Guess my hubby will be traveling and I'm going to try to be helpful.
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    An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.
    "Nothing is ever what it seems but everything is exactly what it is." - B. Banzai


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    A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck.

    I hate homeless people...
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    lmao

    I've done it before, guess I was sliced into pieces or something. Guess what that girl did to me indeed lol..

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    Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.
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    Casting Shade
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    Apparently I'll be acquiring hepatitis C from a dirty needle at the doc's and dying slowly, and painfully, of liver failure.
    "Rehab is for Quitters"

    "It is not possible to have life after death since death is the end of life." -OV

    "What doesn’t kill you, will only make you pissed off!"
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    Sinner's Swing! the_atomic_punks_rule's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infinite Cactus
    Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.

    Shit dude we must be together, because thats mine too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_atomic_punks_rule
    Shit dude we must be together, because thats mine too!

    i didn't enter my name...duh!

    Here is what I got when i did....

    You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning.


    Scary. I don't swim well and I get bombed and swim when I am at hotels!

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    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.


    Uhm.....Mishar, could be maybe up some other time???
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    Baluchitherium
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    "After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue."

    I'm never going to Eastern Market to get some chops for dinner again
    Rock the Red!!!

    "Give Doc the shotgun. They're less apt to get nervy if he's on the street howitzer."

    "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infinite Cactus
    Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.
    Better stay away from me! I got the same one!!!! Kinda hard to figure it out since I have satellite.........
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

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    Casting Shade
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leo Van Newhouse
    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.


    Uhm.....Mishar, could be maybe up some other time???
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    He might have made it up ! Cheeter Leo

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    While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

    That actually happened to a guy that went to college with me. Really F'd up way to go.
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    While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.


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