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    Thai Tourists Warned Of Sedative-Spitting Transvestites

    POSTED: 12:28 pm EST November 14, 2005
    UPDATED: 1:44 pm EST November 14, 2005

    BANGKOK, Thailand -- Thai police are warning tourists of a new scam.


    Members of a Thai transvestite gang have confessed to hiding strong sedatives in their mouths and spitting them down the throats of victims during deep kissing. Then they rob the drugged tourists.


    The confession came from three attractive transvestites arrested in Bangkok last week. Police say they'd robbed a Bangladeshi businessman of more than $7,300 in cash and valuables.

    Police say the victim told investigators he met the transvestites in a bar and invited them all back to his apartment.

    After kissing one, he said he felt dizzy and passed out. When he woke up, his cash, watch, mobile phone and notebook computer were gone.

    A police lieutenant colonel has this warning for tourists: "Don't rush to kiss a stranger on the mouth or you will end up in a deep sleep."

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    So the moral of the story is don't go to Thailand and kiss a transvestite. I should be okay on both counts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking
    So the moral of the story is don't go to Thailand and kiss a transvestite. I should be okay on both counts.

    Yep...
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    Man, talk about being ultimately owned. This takes the cake. You think you're scoring a pretty hot chick, then find out that not only did she use you, drug you, and endanger your life, but she also has a hairy cock and your wallet. DAMN! I bet that dude just feels flat out PUNKED.
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    So did this guy think it was a chic or did he know it was a dude with tits??

    My best friends old roommate moved to Las Vegas a few years ago, we have always called him Meat. The reason we call him this is because his life revolves around lifting weights and picking up Chic's, I might also add that he is dumb as a box of rocks - zero comen sense. About a year ago I get a call from my buddy, he has just received a call from meat. Meat is telling him about how much he can lift now and his success in picking up women. Meat goes on to tell my buddy about this hot Latino chic he picked up at some Vegas club. They go back to his place, she blows him but not to completion, then he goes to take her skirt off and finds a donger!!! My buddy is terrified and holding back his laughter all at the same time, he asks meat what did you do kick his ass out the door? Meat says he let him/her finish with the bj!!! Needless to say my buddy phoned me ASAP to tell me this news, we both agreed that meat had some issues. We also found it funny that meat would ever breath a word of this to anyone, this should have gone to grave with him!!!
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    woah. All new meaning to the term what happens in vegas, stays in vegas. Meat does have some issues. I agree with you.
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    I guess in retrospect, Meat is a very fitting name for this guy...
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    I'm usually pretty loaded by the time I get around to the lady boys anyway,
    this will just gimme an opportunity to sleep it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay
    A police lieutenant colonel has this warning for tourists: "Don't rush to kiss a stranger on the mouth or you will end up in a deep sleep."


    "The God Warrior could not have given better advice!"


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    Dude looks like a lady!

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