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  1. #1
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    Default Female Brain vs Male Brain

    Female Brain








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    Baluchitherium
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    W/O U, WIL, & HFT
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    Hey, I take offense to that (eventhough it's 100% true)
    Rock the Red!!!

    "Give Doc the shotgun. They're less apt to get nervy if he's on the street howitzer."

    "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

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    Humans Being
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    Definitely 100% true!
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

    www.geocaching.com - The site where you are the search engine.

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    fair warning, women & children
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    unchained,take your whiskey
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    i love it! nice job
    Eddie is the greatest, period

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    Guess this goes here as well as anywhere.

    The Wife Translations Guide

    The wife says: We need
    The wife means: I want

    The wife says: It's your decision
    The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

    The wife says: Do what you want
    The wife means: You'll pay for this later

    The wife says: We need to talk
    The wife means: I need to complain

    The wife says: Sure... go ahead
    The wife means: I don't want you to

    The wife says: I'm not upset
    The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

    The wife says: You're... so manly
    The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

    The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
    The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

    The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
    The wife means: I want a new house.

    The wife says: I want new curtains.
    The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

    The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
    The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

    The wife says: Hang the picture there
    The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

    The wife says: I heard a noise
    The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

    The wife says: Do you love me?
    The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

    The wife says: How much do you love me?
    The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

    The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
    The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

    The wife says: Am I fat?
    The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

    The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
    The wife means: Just agree with me.

    The wife says: Are you listening to me?
    The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

    The wife says: Yes
    The wife means: No

    The wife says: No
    The wife means: No

    The wife says: Maybe
    The wife means: No

    The wife says: I'm sorry
    The wife means: You'll be sorry

    The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
    The wife means: You better get used to it

    The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
    The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

    The wife says: Was that the baby?
    The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

    The wife says: I'm not yelling!
    The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

    In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

    The wife says: The same old thing.
    The wife means: Nothing.

    The wife says: Nothing.
    The wife means: Everything.

    The wife says: Nothing, really.
    The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

    The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
    The wife means: I'm still building up steam.
    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    Funny stuff...
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    Heh, I think I'll have to hold on to that list for the future.
    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

 

 

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