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    no stinkin click! muffdiver's Avatar
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    Five Reasons......

    why i think computers are female....!


    1)No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

    2)The language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

    3)The message "bad command or file name" is about as informative as ,
    "if you don't know why i'm mad, i'm certainly not gonna tell you.."

    4)Even your smallest mistakes are stored away in long-term memory for later retrieval.

    5)As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending all your money on accessories for it.

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    Fifteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:

    1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
    2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
    3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
    4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
    5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
    6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
    7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
    8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
    9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
    10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
    11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
    12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
    13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
    14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
    15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.

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    not too shabby there, mike. ive never seen the humorous side of you before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeL
    Fifteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:

    1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
    2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
    3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
    4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
    5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
    6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
    7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
    8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
    9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
    10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
    11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
    12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
    13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
    14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
    15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.

    good one....lol..

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    Nice!
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