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    Default Guts or balls?

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
    But do you really know the difference between the two?
    In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each
    is listed below .

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the
    guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and
    having the guts to ask:
    "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the
    guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
    slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say:
    "You're next."


    I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

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    Thanks for clearing that up! LOL!
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
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    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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    LMAO!
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    heh heh. Not bad.
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    LMAO. Good stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVH FANATIC
    "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
    ROFL dude

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    Good one.

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    I asked my wife, which one would get me castrated first? I'll have to get back to you with her response...
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    Fuckin classic!!
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    Nice!
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