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    OJ Simpson: The Search for the Real Killers

    Yes? No?

    Should Fanatic

    A) Go back to what he was doing before he got on the Internet tonight?
    B) Keep trying he'll say something funny sooner or later.
    C) Don't let 'em get ya down Fanatic. That was damn funny!


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    D) Admit at long last he's a closet Sammy fan and goes to sleep every night listening to the soft melodies of Can't Stop Loving You.


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    Quote Originally Posted by EVH FANATIC
    is

    OJ Simpson: The Search for the Real Killers

    Yes? No?

    Should Fanatic

    A) Go back to what he was doing before he got on the Internet tonight?
    B) Keep trying he'll say something funny sooner or later.
    C) Don't let 'em get ya down Fanatic. That was damn funny!

    ah...i was thinking it was going to be a history of red sox world series victories.
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    I swear it was Van Halen-2005
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    Sammy Hagar on his love for Ray Danniels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen
    D) Admit at long last he's a closet Sammy fan and goes to sleep every night listening to the soft melodies of Can't Stop Loving You.

    Come on VS...leave the dude alone.

    I've noticed that people like to dump buckets of spooge on the fellow every time he posts...dunno why, either.

    I simply know that he was kind enough to respond to my very first post, and has always been decent to me.

    That rates, at least in my book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig
    Come on VS...leave the dude alone.

    I've noticed that people like to dump buckets of spooge on the fellow every time he posts...dunno why, either.

    I simply know that he was kind enough to respond to my very first post, and has always been decent to me.

    That rates, at least in my book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen
    Relax, Chef, me and Fanatic have a love hate relationship, ask him yourself. We cultivate it like a dearly beloved Chia pet. No worries.

    Cool.

    Maybe I read too much into it...yet I'd much prefer Eddymon getting dumped upon, as he invites it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig
    Cool.

    Maybe I read too much into it...yet I'd much prefer Eddymon getting dumped upon, as he invites it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen
    Where is ol' Cheddy lately? He's keepin' a low profile.
    As of today, he's dodged a mudslide and an exploding oil tanker.

    ...craig
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig
    As of today, he's dodged a mudslide and an exploding oil tanker.

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    Ah yes, the recent move to the dangerous wastelands of Southern California. I forgot.

 

 

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