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    Default Why Don't They Just End The Guiness Book Of World Records?

    British guy sets record for longest nipple hair:

    http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/Loc...60038-sun.html

    They're putting that in there book? What the fuck?

    What about ass-crack hair?
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    uggggg, that is just wrong....
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    Nipple hair...HA!!! I should enter my curly-q at 17 inches, wait that's not a pube

    I agree with ya' Axx about ending this book. People do the stupdest shit these days to get in the record books...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buschman

    People do the stupdest shit these days to get in the record books...
    and the people who run the books, put them in there!
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    "Me too," Krauss replied.

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    I just went to the website. They actually have a record for the longest ear hair too. I wasn't interested enough to actually see how long the ear hair was though. I loved these books when I was a kid/teenager, but they've gone too far with some of these records. For example, there's a world record for smashing watermelons with your head.

    The two brothers that founded that book,Ross and Norris McWhirter, have to be rolling in their graves.
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    I think they should divide the book in to two parts. Make different books out of them.

    1. The book that has shit that's interesting, recognizable as achievment etc.
    2. The book of obscurities and shit that nobody cares about except the people in them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad
    I think they should divide the book in to two parts. Make different books out of them.

    1. The book that has shit that's interesting, recognizable as achievment etc.
    2. The book of obscurities and shit that nobody cares about except the people in them.
    I would go for that. Then I would go for the record in book #2 for the longest nut hair. J/K.

    I loved the book because of the achievement aspect of it. How many places scientists had figured Pi to, the track and field/sport records, tallest man/woman, etc. I would get it every year and read it from cover to cover. I was basically a walking Guiness Book of World Records encyclopedia. By the way, I got my first copy in 1974. Showing my age here a bit. Hell, I probably still have one of the old copies sitting in a box around here somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad
    I think they should divide the book in to two parts. Make different books out of them.

    1. The book that has shit that's interesting, recognizable as achievment etc.
    2. The book of obscurities and shit that nobody cares about except the people in them.

    I'd second that idea.

    I mean, if nothing else, this kind of stupid shit just proves that Rednecks aren't just an American phenomanon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad
    I think they should divide the book in to two parts. Make different books out of them.

    1. The book that has shit that's interesting, recognizable as achievment etc.
    2. The book of obscurities and shit that nobody cares about except the people in them.

    that is a smart idea, in which the miscellanious(sp?) people who now run the book and all that, have thought about, but they wont do it. less money when you think of it.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    What about ass-crack hair?

    ROTFLMAO!!!!

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    I find the lack of faith for people trying to break the records that are already in the book.
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