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    Default Michael Anthony "reported missing?" WTF?

    Former Rock Star reported missing

    Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony missing since Friday morning

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    Updated: 3:07 a.m. ET Oct.16, 2005

    LOS ANGELES - Michael Anthony, bassist for the rock band Van Halen (known for various 80's hard rock anthems; Jump, Panama, Hot For Teacher) was reported missing last Friday night, according to police.

    Mysterious call launches search

    Authorities began looking for Anthony on Friday after he made a panicked phone call to a friend, saying he was being pursued by people after rehearsing. He told his friend he was running through water and had lost his pants and shoes in a creek.
    Anthony’s disappearance has all the elements of one of the Hollywood thrillers that he scored: a frantic, pre-dawn phone call; an Internet scam; and police searches in Topanga Canyon, a rustic, mountainous area about 20 miles from downtown Los Angeles that has long been a favorite with artists and musicians.

    Anthony vanished Friday after calling a friend via cell phone to say he was being chased down a ravine near his home by pursuers who were out to "eat" him. The call was made at 3:45 a.m. and no one had heard from Anthony since. One of the few clues that police had was a pair of the missing man’s guitar picks, an empty bottle of tequila and a used latex glove “found halfway down the hill behind his house, where it is believed that they fell as he ran,” the Los Angeles Times reported Saturday.

    Friends and relatives said the most bizarre element in the case is Anthony's recent involvement in a “Van Halen” Internet scam. The swindle involves e-mailed appeals for advance money to help move large sums out of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Victims are told they’ll get a big chunk of the fortune in exchange for their help.
    Los Angeles County Deputy Zbeig Deihl, a sheriff’s spokesman, declined to comment on the Internet scam angle.

    But Anthony’s friend and business partner Samuel Roy Hagar, 65, told the Times that Anthony said had been drawn into some kind of Van Halen Cover band fraud and had no choice but to "Eat Him" and Smile.

    The Associated Press contributed to this report.

    lmao.

    I couldn't sleep.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    funny but cruel

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    Someone has entirely too much time on their hands. LOL
    "Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redrockinmonkeyboy
    Someone has entirely too much time on their hands. LOL
    Or insomnia. lol
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    ROFLMAO... could only be you Maximus... I guess you're pissed at "The Other Half" singing Dave songs huh???? Love ya babe!
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    Default Ya GOTTA love MAX!


    MAX IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel
    ROFLMAO... could only be you Maximus... I guess you're pissed at "The Other Half" singing Dave songs huh???? Love ya babe!
    Back at you Your Supreme Vixoness.

    Actually, the idea came to me from one of my friends joking about some really fat dude.

    He made a crack about some fictional girl that was missing, the room became quiet and scayed...

    Then he busted out the bomb that the fat dude had eaten her. lmao

    Sick, I know but funny as hell.

    I just Googled some sort of a "missing person" news-story and altered it a bit.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greenpaw
    MAX IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LMAO!!!

    No, drugs are good. Too bad that I'm too old and responsible to take any. lol
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

    "Please don't take my teddy bear... Please!!!" - diamondsgirl's Oscar nominated dramatic scene for best actress of 2007

    "and by Van Halen, I mean David Lee Roth" - diamondsgirl on Van Halen

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    OMG You had us there for a second ......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ou812max
    Samuel Roy Hagar, 65,
    Brilliant stuff Max, you abd OLO should collaberate on a slasher flick together, it can be a Land Of The Dead meets Woodstock type of deal, you know a bunch of Zombie's on a killing spree during a Van Halen concert in OLO's backyard.
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    Man you almost had me goin there til there was mention of the latex glove!! But that's some scary shit to be postin here.

    Hey, you never know.

    Please don't do that again, not with Mikey.

    Yep. I'm a gulla bull.
    Last edited by smithjc; 10.16.05 at 07:40 PM.
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

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    what the hell....lol

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    Biggly, biggly.
    Just go for it!

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    I hope this story doesn't get picked up by any news outlets!

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    Funny stuff, Max!
    “And what we have at our fingertips is arguably one of the greatest high tenor voices ever – that was in Michael Anthony. In our tiny little corner of the universe, that voice is as identifiable as the high voice in Earth, Wind & Fire, as identifiable as the high voice in the Beach Boys. Van Halen is an indelicate house blend of both – that’s intentionally. So I would always look forward to that reunion.” - David Lee Roth

 

 

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