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    If you get to Heaven before I do...just drill a hole and pull me through...

    If I get to Heaven before you do...I'll plug that hole with shavings and glue...

    Oh, the Deacon went down to the cellar to pray
    He found some Jack Daniel's and he stayed all day

    You cain't get to Heaven in a recliner chair
    Cause the Lord don't want no lazybones there

    You can't get to Heaven in a limousine
    Cause the Lord can't afford no gasoline


    My mother makes beer in the bathtub
    My father make bootleg gin
    My sister makes fudge for a quarter
    My God how the money rolls in
    My mother she drowned in the bathtub
    My father he died of his gin
    My sister she choked on her chocolate
    My God what a jam I'm in

    Co-ma ti yi u-pi u-pi yi u-pi yi
    C0-ma ti yi u-pi u-pi yi

    I am a roving gambler I've gambled all around
    Wherever I meet a deck of cards
    Well, I lay my money down

    What a beautiful thought I'm thinking
    Concerning the great Speckled bird
    Remember his name is recorded
    In the great Book of God's Holy Word

    Oh, dig my grave with a silver spade
    Oh, dig my grave with a silver spade
    You may place four diamonds on my grave

    Well, they'll tell you they love you, love you their whole life. Grab a man on the corner an they tell that same lie twice.
    Last edited by Blind Lemon Loons; 10.11.05 at 09:26 PM. Reason: I got a letter from Jesus I got a letter from Jesus Ahah Ahah I got a letter, I got a letter from Jesus 'Mm,--'Mm.--
    ASHES TO ASHES...DUST TO DUST...IF THE WOMEN DON'T GET YA, THE WHISKEY MUST!!...

    "I used to play the blues alone in all the local joints," he explained. 'The only thing that I can really play on guitar to this day is the blues. I heard Doc Watson and his son playing 15 years ago, and from there I got into Leadbelly and John Lee Hooker."--DLR

    If you pay attention -- what I sing, the guitar sings, too, and what the guitar says, I say.--Mississippi Fred McDowell

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    I especially like the bold typed parts...
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    Yo Loons,

    You write that one?

    How's the twelve string treatin' ya?
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    That's a cool lyric
    THE PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT : Representing DAVID LEE ROTH in all his glory!!!!!!!!!

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    "To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding?" David Lee Roth

    "I'm gonna want to rock out w/ my cock out instead of playing anal taper dork." Colonel Sanders


    ANOTHER HOSTILE TAKEOVER COMING YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leo Van Newhouse
    That's a cool lyric
    Amen.
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    Loons...LOL! Great stuff.
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    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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    Excellent work! Give me the chords now dammit, I'll make up my own melody.
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    Default YEZ YEZZ YEZZ

    Quote Originally Posted by Ou812max
    Yo Loons,

    You write that one?

    How's the twelve string treatin' ya?
    Wella wella wella...12 string is treatin' me goooood...found a site that I could tune up the damn thing with online and now we cookin' with gaz...the pot iz on high...cleanin' up nah...awwww play a long time, 'cause a short while is gonn' make me mad...
    ASHES TO ASHES...DUST TO DUST...IF THE WOMEN DON'T GET YA, THE WHISKEY MUST!!...

    "I used to play the blues alone in all the local joints," he explained. 'The only thing that I can really play on guitar to this day is the blues. I heard Doc Watson and his son playing 15 years ago, and from there I got into Leadbelly and John Lee Hooker."--DLR

    If you pay attention -- what I sing, the guitar sings, too, and what the guitar says, I say.--Mississippi Fred McDowell

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    Make it funky...feelin' high and lowdown...lowdown and lonesome...take it on home...

    Yeah, she made my breakfast
    And she brought it to my bed
    Well, I took a sip of coffee
    Threw the cup at her head

    Give me beefsteak when I'm hungry
    Whiskey when I'm dry
    Pretty women when I'm livin'
    Heaven when I die


    A nickel is a nickel a dime is a dime
    A house full of children...none of them's mine

    I never been to heaven but I been told
    St. Peter taught the angels how to jelly roll


    I was standin' at the crossroad bidding my ride goodbye
    Train blowed for the crossroad, Lord, she started to fly

    Yeah nah I took my girlfriend out one night
    I said baby let's have some fun
    Throwed my arm around her neck and a rat fell outta her hair like one from a burnin' down barn


    OLD BLIND LEMON LOONS...WUZ A MIGHTY MAN
    HE WASHED HIS FACE IN A FRYIN' PAN
    COMBED HIS HEAD WID A WAGON WHEEL
    AND DIED WID A TOOFACHE IN HIS HEEL

    Law'd, she brought me coffee an' she brought me tea
    Fell dead at the door with the jailhouse key

    My sweetheart's the mule in the mines
    I drive her without any lines
    On the bumper I sit and I chew and I spit
    All over my sweetheart's behind
    ASHES TO ASHES...DUST TO DUST...IF THE WOMEN DON'T GET YA, THE WHISKEY MUST!!...

    "I used to play the blues alone in all the local joints," he explained. 'The only thing that I can really play on guitar to this day is the blues. I heard Doc Watson and his son playing 15 years ago, and from there I got into Leadbelly and John Lee Hooker."--DLR

    If you pay attention -- what I sing, the guitar sings, too, and what the guitar says, I say.--Mississippi Fred McDowell

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    ive got some tracks that need vocals. i think ive got two in particular that you might want, maybe not though. pm me if interested.

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    That first verse is how UFB should be, great dude
    THE PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT : Representing DAVID LEE ROTH in all his glory!!!!!!!!!

    JH: "How was your New Years Eve show at the House Of Blues?"
    DLR: "James...I AM New Years Eve!"

    "To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding?" David Lee Roth

    "I'm gonna want to rock out w/ my cock out instead of playing anal taper dork." Colonel Sanders


    ANOTHER HOSTILE TAKEOVER COMING YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    This here is the blues, ya'll...there 'tis...Yez Yez...Wella wella wella...Alright...

    Well, now, now, now...it's been a lowdown dirty shame...
    Well, I got sixteen children and can't but one of them wear my name...

    --Johnny Shines

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    Old Blind Lemon Loons rapped the bones to the rhythm

    Once I went out huntin'
    I heard de possum sneeze
    I holler back to Susan
    Put on de pot o' peas

    I went down to Missy house
    Missy was in bed
    I took de marrow bone
    An' beat her in de head

    Ding dang me one
    Ding dang
    Ding ding me two
    Ding dang
    Ding dang me three
    Ding dang
    Ding dang me four
    Ding dang

    Toad frog sittin' on the railroad track
    Train come along an' break his back.
    ASHES TO ASHES...DUST TO DUST...IF THE WOMEN DON'T GET YA, THE WHISKEY MUST!!...

    "I used to play the blues alone in all the local joints," he explained. 'The only thing that I can really play on guitar to this day is the blues. I heard Doc Watson and his son playing 15 years ago, and from there I got into Leadbelly and John Lee Hooker."--DLR

    If you pay attention -- what I sing, the guitar sings, too, and what the guitar says, I say.--Mississippi Fred McDowell

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    Last edited by Leo Van Newhouse; 11.02.05 at 08:41 AM.
    THE PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT : Representing DAVID LEE ROTH in all his glory!!!!!!!!!

    JH: "How was your New Years Eve show at the House Of Blues?"
    DLR: "James...I AM New Years Eve!"

    "To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding?" David Lee Roth

    "I'm gonna want to rock out w/ my cock out instead of playing anal taper dork." Colonel Sanders


    ANOTHER HOSTILE TAKEOVER COMING YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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