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    Default Jessica Simpson Is Single!

    Finally! They are splitting up!
    Boy....THAT'S a shocker!
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    dibs
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    Ha ha ha......

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    Although I can't stand her music, she is definitely bang-able!!!!!
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    Here's an idea Jess - avoid waifish man-banders.
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    dear mr hefner,
    now is the time to approach jessica simpson about doing a layout in your magazine.
    sisca

    dear mr. flynt,
    now is the time to approach jessica simpson about doing a layout in your magazine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca
    dear mr hefner,
    now is the time to approach jessica simpson about doing a layout in your magazine.
    sisca

    dear mr. flynt,
    now is the time to approach jessica simpson about doing a layout in your magazine.
    sisca

    dear vivid video,
    if you make a good offer to jessica simpson, she'll come. no pun intended. yeah right!
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    The article said she is NOT the woman America fell in love with! She is a whiskey on the rocks party girl!
    All of a sudden her sex appeal is skyrocketing!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca
    dear vivid video,
    if you make a good offer to jessica simpson, she'll come. no pun intended. yeah right!
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    Better news than Katie Holmes getting knocked up.
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    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    The image at right probably won’t be on the newsstands until 10 A.M. or so, but we don’t see why you should wait for the news:

    Hahaha thank GOD they told me now, I've been going INSANE wondering if they were going to make it or not!!

    Just something about that line that seems a weird..can we jerk off over celebrity relationships a little more?

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    Alright!!!!!!! Now we're going to see a real sex spree as she goes hog wild with hollywood men!
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    News Flash:

    Don Vito and Jessica Simpson spotted at Spago!!
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    Nope.

    ABC News shot this one down too. Still with Nick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    Nope.

    ABC News shot this one down too. Still with Nick.
    I knew it was too good to be true.
    Respects.

 

 

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