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    Default Anybody Want A Signed Collection of the Entire Van Halen Catalogue on Vinyl? (honest)

    Yes, it's true. And yes, it's near heresy, I know. But I'm sort of cleaning shop of late, in a minimalist phase, and as great as it was collecting these over the last several years, like many collections of mine in the past, the journey was more the fun than the destination. I'm probably going to end up offering these as a set at one of the online auction houses, but I thought I'd give my fellow Linkers the option before I do so.

    Yes, the sigs are the real thing. Each album comes with a certificate of authenticity from a well known autograph dealer. I encourage any interested parties to compare the signatures with legitimate sources of examples of the band's John Hancocks. I will entertain any and all reasonable offers; my bottom line is less than I paid, and more than fair for such memorabilia. As I said, I'd prefer selling them as a set to a fan who'd like all ten, but I could be convinced to sell the Sam era set and the Dave era set separately if there were two committed buyers. I might also be convinced to sell each album separately IF there were ten committed buyers, one for each album, and deals were struck in a timely fashion. They can be shipped in the current matted and framed presentations for an additional cost, of course, but it's easy enough to take 'em out of the frames and ship them in a much cheaper fashion. For any parties thinking of getting the entire set and should they meet a reasonable asking price, I'll also throw in at no cost 12x12 promo flats of RHRN, III, Best of Vol. I, and BOBW, (nope, not signed), as well as, drum roll please, a signed VH III CD. You can be the first on your block...heck, you can be the first in your state to own every Van Halen studio album signed by all three lead singers of Van Halen. Impress your friends, attract women, be the life of the party.

    Anyway, just a friendly offer to my fellow Linkers. PM me if you're interested. I will email close up pictures of the albums to serious bidders upon request. Any buyers who are unsatisfied with the collection upon delivery, I will of course refund their money upon its undamaged and unaltered return.

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    You are obviously suffering from a moment of weakness..Sit tight for a few days and the impulse should be gone.

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    Squal...check your PMs...

    ...oh, and congrats on 5K! I'm not far behind ya...
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    Wow.......I'm PMing you right now!!!

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    Hell, I'd pay just to hear the stories behind them

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    Check your pm's!

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    I should add also (edit time ran out on the first post) that finding a signed vinyl version of FUCK is quite a task. You'd be hard pressed to locate such a commodity, believe me. I've heard Warner only issued a limited release of FUCK vinyl, have no idea why, but rest assured, the hardest LP to find signed by the boys is hands down For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

    Edit to Add: LOL. I should've anticipated certain replies, and therefore hereby issue this credo: I am of sound mind and body, and despite my seemingly inherent insanity, am perfectly at peace with my intent. But thanks for caring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottagetta
    You are obviously suffering from a moment of weakness..Sit tight for a few days and the impulse should be gone.
    I agree. Wait not a few days, but maybe a couple of decades and the impulse s/b gone.

    Having said that, gotta a PM headed your way.
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    i think that one of 'em should be donated for a small fee to the summer nights in sin city for a contest giveaway, and another to KSCuM for another giveaway..
    hell, i'll even go off and say that VHIII can be one of them and any other of your own fabulous choice!!

    btw, what is ur ballpark on these?
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    Still happy to send you car payments, Squalen!!!
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    I'll keep that in mind, Shari babe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by perticelli
    i think that one of 'em should be donated for a small fee to the summer nights in sin city for a contest giveaway, and another to KSCuM for another giveaway..
    hell, i'll even go off and say that VHIII can be one of them and any other of your own fabulous choice!!

    btw, what is ur ballpark on these?
    No don't separate the set!!!
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    VS my dear if I could afford it I'd be alllllll over that Balance album.Das beautiful
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    I'm game. Just sent a PM - I'll give 'em a good home!!!!
    Nothing to see here.

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    Give'em a great home. Just don't separate the set!!!
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