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    World toilet summit lifts lid on public hygiene Thu Sep 29, 1:19 PM ET

    BELFAST (Reuters) - Delegates to the annual World Toilet Summit in Northern Ireland's capital Belfast could be forgiven for feeling flushed this week after sitting down for a three-day debate on the finer points of public sanitation.

    Some 350 experts at the summit, which ended on Thursday, discussed such pressing subjects as anti-social behaviour in rest-rooms, portable toilets, and facilities for the blind.

    "A lot was achieved, including the finalisation of a protocol setting out global standards for the provision and hygiene of public toilets," Raymond Martin, director of the Irish Toilet Association, told Reuters.

    Other highlights of the summit included the launch of a "Bog Standard Campaign" to push for better toilets in the country's schools, and the unveiling of Belfast's first public UriLift toilet, a stainless steel urinal that rises hydraulically out of the ground at night to facilitate male revellers.

    In terms of public toilet excellence, it was generally agreed that Singapore was a model for the rest of the world, with the UK somewhere around the middle of the league table.

    Martin said that with hundreds of toilet experts gathered in one place lavatorial humour was unavoidable.

    "But what you actually find is that when the punning and joking is over people actually take toilets very seriously. It's a subject that's close to everyone's heart

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    Quote Originally Posted by lal5150

    It's a subject that's close to everyone's heart
    actually, closer to my ass than my heart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca
    actually, closer to my ass than my heart.
    they should have a seminar for men about putting the seat back down when they been!!
    ****Texas - Home Of My Heart****

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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel
    they should have a seminar for men about putting the seat back down when they been!!

    agreed!!!!!! and how to clean up after their morning pee!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca
    actually, closer to my ass than my heart.


    An entire summit for THIS??

    Some people have way too much time on their hands.
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