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    Default Sam should screw Mona.

    I know it would look bad if Sam fired Mona and made his buddy Mike, a full time member.But I think it would improve the band.

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    Thank God..I thought you were talking about sex, and was wondering what Sam ever did to you??
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

    "If I don't make her happy in the bedroom the wife gets bitchy for days at a time, but when I come to bed ready for action she laughs and laughs. She even laughs while I make my moves so I know I must be pleasing her as only I can do."
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    Same here.

    Does she even swing that way tho?
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

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    Free post.

    Neat thread title.

    Or the Wabos could become a strange, two - bassist kind of crew. Or maybe Mona could learn the keyboards.

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    I'm sure Mike can play some guitar, he could be a third guitarist and more importantly background singer but it would sound like Van Halen minus the guitar riffs.
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    Well, Mona could always become the waitress...oh, no, wait, that means we'd see her in a bathing suit...never mind
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

    "If I don't make her happy in the bedroom the wife gets bitchy for days at a time, but when I come to bed ready for action she laughs and laughs. She even laughs while I make my moves so I know I must be pleasing her as only I can do."
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    Why on earth would Sammy want to have sex with some dude?
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    Ohh, Sucka....Finish what was started.
    Just go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen
    maybe Mona could learn the keyboards.
    Or the tambourine.

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    bouncer or sumo wrestler.
    Just go for it!

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    I am not too sure even Mike could save the Waboritas.

    If Sam wanted to be in the greatest band of all time, he'd be in Van Halen right now.

    He's got Mona and Vic and the drummer.....Lauser is it?.....and they're his band. Any muscle that Mike could add to the mix isn't necessary for Hagar's latest musical endeavors.

    The rock thing is over for him....let the party begin.
    Actually I think most of us are Dave, Sam, and Mike fans. There's just a small group of people who have strange allegiances and like to get into petty pissing contests that I can't believe everyone on this site isn't bored of. - Brett

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    ......or Mike could stay in Van Halen and let Sam do a SOLO record. Maybe Sam could open for Van Halen next year and please both kind of fans.
    "The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit." -David Lee Roth

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    The Wabos are exactly what the Wabos are supposed to be. Mikey can be one of Los Tres Gusanos forever, as far as I'm concerned. Mona is a cool chick and does a great job - no need to start a new trend of "Mikey vs. Mona."
    Nothing to see here.

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    They could always use a fluffer backstage.

 

 

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