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    Default Star Jones...Why?

    You know, I was watching the E! Emmy red carpet pre-show and I was thinking: Why the fuck is Star Jones the featured interviewer? She fucking sucks dead-toad-ass. E! has some gifted interviewer types, why not use them? Jones is talentless and stupid, she makes Joan Rivers look like Edward R Murrow. Paris Hilton is worthless but I think she actually knows this. At least she doesn't talk a lot.

    Why does anybody care about Star Jones in the first place? Is it because she's on that Estrogen fest, "The View"? As far as I can tell, the only thing she's good for is counter-terrorism, strap her to the side of a tall building because fat ass can absorb the impact of a 767 with little probem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    You know, I was watching the E! Emmy red carpet pre-show and I was thinking: Why the fuck is Star Jones the featured interviewer? She fucking sucks dead-toad-ass. E! has some gifted interviewer types, why not use them? Jones is talentless and stupid, she makes Joan Rivers look like Edward R Murrow. Paris Hilton is worthless but I think she actually knows this. At least she doesn't talk a lot.

    Why does anybody care about Star Jones in the first place? Is it because she's on that Estrogen fest, "The View"? As far as I can tell, the only thing she's good for is counter-terrorism, strap her to the side of a tall building because fat ass can absorb the impact of a 767 with little probem.

    And that is my rant for today...
    :looking over the desolate wasteland left in Axx's wake: Whoooo, I hope he feels better.
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    Good one Axx. I couldn't have posted it better.

    Why her?? Who knows?? She's not much, but I totally agree with that bomb idea.
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    E! is gay.

    Besides the Howard Stern Show.
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    I'm worried about Axxman300. What hetrosexual male in here is going to flip on the E! channel to watch the Emmy red carpet pre-show. I mean, it was Sunday, there's plenty of football on at that time of day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top Timmy
    I'm worried about Axxman300. What hetrosexual male in here is going to flip on the E! channel to watch the Emmy red carpet pre-show. I mean, it was Sunday, there's plenty of football on at that time of day.

    Where's my beef jerky?


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    You'd think Star would be good at grillin' people. After all she is a lawyer.
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    Ohhh dont get me started on Star Jones!!! I cant stand her, she is a fucking moron.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    Ohhh dont get me started on Star Jones!!! I cant stand her, she is a fucking moron.

    *in my best Bugs voice* What a a Maroon.
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    Ah, what's wrong with her? She's a fat, mouthy, nasty-ass, homo-marrying fag hag, old ass, smelly, dog fart breathed, shitty shoe pimpin', pepper pitted, queer bait kissin', cow heinied, ratty-ass hair extension wearin', fish beavered, poop burpin', sour milk cooched, swollen cankled, hasn't seen her feet in 15 years, ultrabitch, back haired, wide-assed wide load, lizard whore, purple crunted, toxic taint, stanked-up gooch, cheese toed, green earwaxed,
    stenchy crotched, pig queef, not a rump but the whole roast, supercooze, yellow toothed, monster bellied, all around asshole. What's not to love?


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    Gee, are you sure you didn't miss anything there Darby??

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    Quote Originally Posted by smithjc
    Gee, are you sure you didn't miss anything there Darby??

    BTW - Thanks a pantload for the images.

    Drag Queen, anyone?
    You're right, I did. She's also a chair killin', sidewalk breakin', shaved gorilla look-alike, pie hole fillin', so fat she looks oriental, piss burned hag, more chins than a chinese phone book, war dog, makin' Oprah look slim and thinned, elaphagina havin', grey bearded, bacneed, bargoyle, turkey twatted spitch, double whopper with extra cheese eatin', ghetto trampoline, gravy veined, moose assed, sasquatch hooker, puto, mongloid hog, bama witch,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Top Timmy
    I'm worried about Axxman300. What hetrosexual male in here is going to flip on the E! channel to watch the Emmy red carpet pre-show. I mean, it was Sunday, there's plenty of football on at that time of day.

    Where's my beef jerky?

    I caught the re-play and some of the pre-redcarpet, I watched the Raiders game the rest of the time. Sunday I had to work an emergancy audit shift, 6pm to 6am, and I had it on in the backround while I was in the back fucking around on the internet. What I don't get is that E! has Julia Lapandi (sp?), who's friggin hot and knows how to interview people without making a collosal ass out of herself.

    Then there was that wedding she had last year where she tried to get everything for free.

    What a cow.
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