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    Six stitches in his penis....

    PAINFUL TACKLE FOR PLAYER

    A footballer had to have six stitches in his penis after it was ripped open in a tackle.

    Chavdar Yankow, 21, sustained a three-inch gash playing for Hamburg 96 in Germany.

    His shorts were "soaked with blood" but team doctors managed to patch Yankow up.

    Amazingly, after the painful incident Yankow returned to the pitch and played on.

    And the German went on to score in his side's 2-0 win over Frankfurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JCM 800
    PAINFUL TACKLE FOR PLAYER

    A footballer had to have six stitches in his penis after it was ripped open in a tackle.

    Chavdar Yankow, 21, sustained a three-inch gash playing for Hamburg 96 in Germany.

    His shorts were "soaked with blood" but team doctors managed to patch Yankow up.

    Amazingly, after the painful incident Yankow returned to the pitch and played on.

    And the German went on to score in his side's 2-0 win over Frankfurt.

    Sounds like "Yankow" can no "Yankow" for a while
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    Wasn't he wearing a cup? OUCH!!!
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    At least he scored on the pitch, 'cause he ain't scoring anywhere else for a while!!
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    And he continued to play?

    That is the defenition of a true grit athlete. NBA players won't put there pinky toe on the court if they skin their knee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad
    And he continued to play?

    That is the defenition of a true grit athlete. NBA players won't put there pinky toe on the court if they skin their knee.
    My thoughts exactly. I'm sure we've all played sprained and bruised, once I even played with a cracked rib, but 6 stitches in my crank?? No F'n way!!! I'd be in an ICU with morphine jetting through every cell of my body.
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    Yup, the dudes hardcore, but I'd have to draw the line on playing football with a broken cack!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad
    Yup, the dudes hardcore, but I'd have to draw the line on playing football with a broken cack!!

    Seriously tho, I don't even have a penis, but if I did, I'd be having sympathy pains.
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    Wonder if the person doin' the stitching right before inserting the needle said, "Little prick".

 

 

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