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    Toasted Honey Crunch Commercials...

    Has anyone seen the series of commercials for Kellogg's Toasted Honey Crunch?

    It starts out, this guy is in a cubicle, eating a crunchy-as-fuck cereal, and since apparently, that's all he does, he get's fired.

    5 days later, he's still there...the company president likes him (the guy that fired him is bewildered).

    Now he has an intern, and they both sit there, eating crunchy cereal...the company president gives the "firing guy's" corner office (with a view) to them, as they need the room.

    "Firing-Guy" attempts to send them a "death-ray", which they interpret as a "peace-symbol".

    I dunno, I found them funny.
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    It's actually Kellogg's Raisin Bran Crunch, and there's been like 5 separate episodes with the dufus who can't ever hear what his boss is saying 'cause all he ever does is eat that cereal. I think his name's Johnson.

    And heck yeah, they're funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen
    And heck yeah, they're funny.
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    Yup and he gets and intern.
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    Those are pretty funny. I especially like the death ray one.
    I also saw a Budwieser commercial and I could swear it had a guy playing a RW&B striped guitar. I've only seen it once (sometime last weekend). Anybody else see it? It may be a bad acid flashback, but I could swear I saw a Frankie clone.
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    great spots.

    As a guy that makes his living making cheesy TV commercials, I wish once we had a client who could undertand the concept of having a commerical focus on something besides their actual product.
    Actually I think most of us are Dave, Sam, and Mike fans. There's just a small group of people who have strange allegiances and like to get into petty pissing contests that I can't believe everyone on this site isn't bored of. - Brett

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    I kind of got real comfortable at a job I had once, and I'd eat a bowl of oatmeal in morning meetings. I figured we had a kitchen in the building, and they provided bowls and silverware and stuff, so they were kind of condoning it. Okay, maybe not, but there was something empowering about scarfing down a bowl of Quaker maple and brown sugar while the bossman was yammering on about...whatever.
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    If any commercial uses a death ray, its got my vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunya
    Yup and he gets and intern.
    and the corner office!
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy
    great spots.

    As a guy that makes his living making cheesy TV commercials, I wish once we had a client who could undertand the concept of having a commerical focus on something besides their actual product.
    True dat...I have the same problem in graphic design. I'd love my job if it weren't for those pesky customers...
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    I love these commercials, especially the last one with the "death ray". "I'm sending you a death ray... ,no..., it's a death.., ray".
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    They are kinda funny the first time you see them, then thats about it.
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