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    Default BUSTED - Lance Armstrong scandal....

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    Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.
    The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years. Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crowe is quoted as saying "we use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be OK throughout Europe." Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong himself and found several other interesting items that the French have never seen before, including a backbone and testicles.
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    "French authorities also physically searched Armstrong himself and found several other interesting items that the French have never seen before, including a backbone and testicles."

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    I heard on Rome last week that Lance was thinking about making a run at #8 just to stick it to Frenchy. That would be sweet.
    Talk about the ultimate FU. Yeah I was going to retire, but since you insist on tarnishing my legacy, I think I will get #8. Thanks for the motivation!

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    Go Lance!
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    testicle

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    This was already posted in the Dumb Joke Thread.
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    The French disagreed with what the U.S. did. Cripe, so what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by axebrian
    "French authorities also physically searched Armstrong himself and found several other interesting items that the French have never seen before, including a backbone and testicles."

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/
    Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.
    The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years. Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crowe is quoted as saying "we use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be OK throughout Europe." Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong himself and found several other interesting items that the French have never seen before, including a backbone and testicles.
    toothpaste, deoderant, and soap? dude.... to have proper hygene(sp?) you would need them! OI!!!!!! (im gonna shut up, so i dont offend anyone)
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    Quote Originally Posted by avhevhmashdlr
    toothpaste, deoderant, and soap? dude.... to have proper hygene(sp?) you would need them! OI!!!!!! (im gonna shut up, so i dont offend anyone)
    sounds like you missed something along the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnTheInside1985
    sounds like you missed something along the way

    out of my own personal couriosity, like what?
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    "I'm just trying to figure out why you donít have any clothes on," the deputy said.

    "Me too," Krauss replied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by avhevhmashdlr
    out of my own personal couriosity, like what?
    that its all in humor and a slight against the french. i thought it was hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnTheInside1985
    that its all in humor and a slight against the french. i thought it was hilarious.
    (shrugs shoulders) apparently i didnt catch that....
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    "I'm just trying to figure out why you donít have any clothes on," the deputy said.

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    You'd be amazed how much doping used to go on in pro cycling. I used to race a lot, and though the stuff available to amateurs was not of the same caliber, drug use in amateur racing was common
    I think he may want to stay off the bike, get away from the rigorous demands of training for the tour, and shag that wonder babe of a squeeze he's got for a girlfriend Sheryl Crow!
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    I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!
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