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    Courtney Love says she's pregnant?!?!?!?!



    Courtney Love says the baby is definitely Steve Coogan's

    August 30, 2005, 3:40:15

    Courtney Love says the baby she is carrying is definitely British comedian Steve Coogan's baby - because she hasn't slept with another man for a year. .

    The wild rocker confused everyone last week by denying she was expecting a child and her two-week fling with the funnyman. .

    But now the singer has reportedly told Britain's News of the World newspaper: "I'm pregnant. I only found out 72 hours go. I've only told three people and you're the fourth. I haven't even told Steve yet. .

    "I've been really unslutty and really picky. I haven't been with another man for a year, which is how I know the baby is his." The blonde star says she is now considering whether to keep the baby. .

    She is quoted as saying: "I'm old and this maybe my last chance to conceive another child." On her unlikely choice of partner, she said of Steve - whose TV alter-ego is nerdy radio DJ Alan Partridge: "Steve is not the sort of man I usually go for. Honey, name the 20 sexiest man in the world and I've slept with them.


    Please let this be a horrible, horrible rumor!!!! This woman shouldn't even be allowed to operate a toaster oven. Trying to imagine her caring for an infant is terrifying.
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    LOL, that picture is classic.

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    I need to go hurl in the garbage can now...... Be right back
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    I could never imagine being drunk/desparate enough to touch that.
    Dealing with it.

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    This just in...


    Comedian Steve Coogan: Found dead from self-inflicted gun shot wounds to the head.

    After training as an actor at Manchester Polytechnic, Steve Coogan kick-started his career when he began providing voices for the satirical puppet show, Spitting Image.

    After a long absence, Steve Coogan’s best-loved creation, Alan Partridge, was set to return to our screens for the series, I’m Still Alan Partridge.

    Reports published earlier this month claimed Coogan - had an affair with Courtney Love - the widow of Kurt Cobain and is now pregant with Coogan's child.


    Love - who has a 13-year-old daughter by Cobain named Frances Bean - is now expected to spend a month at a residential treatment centre.

    In July, Coogan's wife Caroline Hickman was granted a divorce on the grounds of unreasonable behaviour.

    She had married the 39-year-old comedian in December 2002.


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    It's unfortunate that she had the first child. I believe when she OD, her daugther was trying to take care of her until the ambulance arrived.

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    it's unfortunate that Frances' dad was such a pussy that he felt he had to take his own life.

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    who would do that??????
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    Quote Originally Posted by VH RightNow
    who would do that??????
    She is easily one of the grossest people on the face of the earth. What a nauseating, raunchy, repugnant, foul, heinous, revolting, reprehensible, wretched, deplorable woman.
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    I think I need a tetanus shot just from looking at that picture. Ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menlow
    I think I need a tetanus shot just from looking at that picture. Ugh.
    Tetanus? Try a shot for every vaccine known to man!
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    That "woman" (and I use the term LOOSELY) is just SOOO wrong...on SOOO many levels...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring
    That "woman" (and I use the term LOOSELY) is just SOOO wrong...on SOOO many levels...
    Amen to that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JCM 800


    Courtney Love says the baby is definitely Steve Coogan's

    August 30, 2005, 3:40:15

    Courtney Love says the baby she is carrying is definitely British comedian Steve Coogan's baby - because she hasn't slept with another man for a year. .

    The wild rocker confused everyone last week by denying she was expecting a child and her two-week fling with the funnyman. .

    But now the singer has reportedly told Britain's News of the World newspaper: "I'm pregnant. I only found out 72 hours go. I've only told three people and you're the fourth. I haven't even told Steve yet. .

    "I've been really unslutty and really picky. I haven't been with another man for a year, which is how I know the baby is his." The blonde star says she is now considering whether to keep the baby. .

    She is quoted as saying: "I'm old and this maybe my last chance to conceive another child." On her unlikely choice of partner, she said of Steve - whose TV alter-ego is nerdy radio DJ Alan Partridge: "Steve is not the sort of man I usually go for. Honey, name the 20 sexiest man in the world and I've slept with them.


    Please let this be a horrible, horrible rumor!!!! This woman shouldn't even be allowed to operate a toaster oven. Trying to imagine her caring for an infant is terrifying.

    I'm so grossed out looking at her, I can't even remember what I was gonna type.

    Is that cottage cheese on her legs????
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    How could any dude get it up for her? Her looks are atrocious but could you imagine the stench? I bet her cooch reeks of sour milk and dead fish.

 

 

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