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    Default If the Van Halen members were a car........

    If the members of Van Halen were a car, what would they be?
    My picks:

    1). Sammy = A Red Ferrari that runs on Cabo Wabo.
    2). Ed = A garaged Black Lamborghini, with cup holders.
    3). Mike = A Customized hot-rod that has only 2 seats for him and Sammy.
    4). Alex = A Cadillac with EdStar navigation.
    5). Dave = Oscar Myer Wiener mobile.
    6). Gary = Any Car that replaces last years model, but isn't better than the previous models.

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    wienermobile.....lmao...
    don't hear that too often...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaleighWabo
    If the members of Van Halen were a car, what would they be?
    My picks:

    1). Sammy = A Red Ferrari that runs on Cabo Wabo.
    2). Ed = A garaged Black Lamborghini, with cup holders.
    3). Mike = A Customized hot-rod that has only 2 seats for him and Sammy.
    4). Alex = A Cadillac with EdStar navigation.
    5). Dave = Oscar Myer Wiener mobile.
    6). Gary = Any Car that replaces last years model, but isn't better than the previous models.
    LOL!

    5). Dave = Oscar Myer Wiener mobile.

    I think you got this one wrong.......

    5). Sam = Oscar Myer Wiener mobile.

    He's such a hot dog.
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    They'd be a Trans Am up on blocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunya
    LOL!

    5). Dave = Oscar Myer Wiener mobile.

    I think you got this one wrong.......

    5). Sam = Oscar Myer Wiener mobile.

    He's such a hot dog.
    Yeah, and he's got that ketchup/mustard look goin on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere
    They'd be a Trans Am up on blocks.
    it's funny because it's true

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaleighWabo
    If the members of Van Halen were a car, what would they be?
    My picks:

    1). Sammy = A Red Ferrari that runs on Cabo Wabo.
    2). Ed = A garaged Black Lamborghini, with cup holders.
    3). Mike = A Customized hot-rod that has only 2 seats for him and Sammy.
    4). Alex = A Cadillac with EdStar navigation.
    5). Dave = Oscar Myer Wiener mobile.
    6). Gary = Any Car that replaces last years model, but isn't better than the previous models.
    2) Ed- ?don't you mean a Frankenstriped Black Lamborghini??

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    I'd say Dave would be an ice cream truck playing Shoo Bop non stop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere
    They'd be a Trans Am up on blocks.


    Car w/o wheels but a lot of potential!!!
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

    "A lot of people take Van Halen more seriously than we do." The Diamond One



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    They all get out of a vw with redhead wigs on!
    I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere
    They'd be a Trans Am up on blocks.
    More of the Smokey and the Bandit Trans Am w/Roth
    1986 Chevy Z24 w/Hagar...
    1998 VW Golf w/Cherone...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaleighWabo
    If the members of Van Halen were a car, what would they be?
    2). Ed = A garaged Black Lamborghini, with cup holders.
    "...with cup holders".. nice touch!
    Sings like a bird. Rocks like a pig.

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    Man..We VH fans are definitley scraping the bottom of the barrell on things to talk about, eh?

    C'mon Ed..Feed us some new music SOON!

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    If the Van Halen members were furniture. . . . .
    THE PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT : Representing DAVID LEE ROTH in all his glory!!!!!!!!!

    JH: "How was your New Years Eve show at the House Of Blues?"
    DLR: "James...I AM New Years Eve!"

    "To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding?" David Lee Roth

    "I'm gonna want to rock out w/ my cock out instead of playing anal taper dork." Colonel Sanders


    ANOTHER HOSTILE TAKEOVER COMING YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Eddie - Budweiser delivery truck

    Sammy - Broken down Pontiac Fierro

    Gary - 1977 Pacer

    Michael Anthony - Any car that the bros. tell him to drive.

 

 

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