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    Default GENE SIMMONS, Internet Tough Guy...

    August 19th -

    Hi, everyone.
    Listen, this is an important issue. Quite a number of you out there have been chatting with people who claim to be me.

    So, here's the short of it.
    I, GENE SIMMONS, NEVER CHAT WITH ANYONE. ANYWHERE. Period.
    I don't do chat or message boards. Anyone who tells you they're me, is lying. Additionally, and more importantly, kindly forward their emails, addresses, phone numbers and we will deal with them. Legally. If we can, we will send them behind bars, so they can become someone's new girlfriend.

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    bullshit- i know thats a lie, because I AM GENE SIMMONS .
    """"\//-/""""


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    Originally posted by FORD
    History tells us that oppressive nations build walls to keep people IN, not out.
    (See "Berlin Wall" and "Likud Israel" for examples) FORD- when i told him i'd build a wall between the US and Mexico.

    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    come get me now, Chaim Witz!!!!
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    The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!


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    Originally posted by FORD
    History tells us that oppressive nations build walls to keep people IN, not out.
    (See "Berlin Wall" and "Likud Israel" for examples) FORD- when i told him i'd build a wall between the US and Mexico.

    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    HAHAHA !

    You guys are fuckin' killing me.

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    Alternate thread titles;

    Gene Simmons, how to maintain flabby man tits...

    Gene Simmons, don't feed the squirrel toupee...

    Gene Simmons, shitty songwriter...

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    Last edited by ZeoBandit; 08.22.05 at 12:49 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn
    Alternate thread titles;

    Gene Simmons, how to maintain flabby man tits...

    Gene Simmons, don't feed the squirrel toupee...

    Gene Simmons, shitty songwriter...
    Don't forget -

    Gene Simmons, Idea Stealer (rock school)...and
    Gene Simmons, Filthy Rich, Shameless Self promoting, assbag who should have retired 20 years ago...
    now more than ever, the world needs Eddie Van Halen
    -Alchemy

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    Who's Gene Simmons?
    \m/ Roll Tide \m/

    Check out my MUSIC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Webbed1
    Who's Gene Simmons?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Webbed1
    Who's Gene Simmons?
    He's 57 years old today!
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. -- Gen. George S. Patton

 

 

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