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    That in Tahoe last weekend??? You couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a Hagar impersonator!!!

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    Q: Recording the album took so long your Australian tour last year was cancelled. What was it like in the studio? There's a history of tension between you and Eddie Van Halen...

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    Care for some beans, Mr. Taggart?
    Q: Recording the album took so long your Australian tour last year was cancelled. What was it like in the studio? There's a history of tension between you and Eddie Van Halen...

    DLR: It was like a stand off in a Chuck Norris movie. We each had the laser dot on everybody's forehead waiting for the other guy to blink. Except for Wolfie, he had a Super Soaker ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hecubus
    Care for some beans, Mr. Taggart?
    I'd say you've had enough!!
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    You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

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    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
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    Pardon me while I whip this out...

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    Sherriff Bart: "They're willing to help you out. All they want is a piece of land they can call their own."

    Samuel Johnson: "All right. We'll take the n'-----s & the ch--k's, but we DON'T want the Irish."

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    Disclaimer. The author of this post is not a racist by any means. That line just busts my gut every time I hear it!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by samhalen
    Pardon me while I whip this out...


    What about that Laurel & Hardy handshake???

    Whatta great movie!!!

    BTW - Hey Pert, it's classic Mel. And you call yourself a MB fan???!!!
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    Long live that campfire scene..LOL!!
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    Taggart: I got it. I got it.
    Hedley Lamarr: You do?
    Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
    Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
    Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
    Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
    Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
    Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.



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    Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
    Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
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    I love the scene when Hedley leans out the window to talk to the hangman and in the background he has a guy and his horse with nooses around their necks. LMAO! That is such a great movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGuitars99


    Long live that campfire scene..LOL!!
    work, work, work, work.....

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