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    Funniest Voicemail EVER!!!

    Oh my God, I was crying I laughed so hard.

    Shari

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    Turn your speakers on.

    A guy is driving along while leaving a voice mail message for a friend when
    suddenly the guy witnesses a car accident (very minor, nothing in any way
    tragic). The guy's entire reaction to the accident was captured on his
    friend's voice mail account. Southwestern Bell and a Texas TV station were
    kind enough to post it on the Internet for one and all. You MUST listen to
    this. It is simply hysterical. This, without doubt, will brighten your day.
    Have a listen and enjoy!

    http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3
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    I think I heard this before...is it the one where the elderly lady hits the guy with her purse etc...
    If so, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard. That guys laugh is the best! He starts off serious and then blows some serious laughter that makes me laugh with him....I didn't open the link yet. But I really think this is the E-mail I recieved last month that made me laugh sooooo hard it made me have tears!
    Just go for it!

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    I literally have tearsrolling down my face from laughing so hard!!!!
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    That's great! Laughing my ass off!
    You can lead a horse to water, but that still won't make him a duck!

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    Thanks for sharing That was a hoot! The more that guy laughed, the more I busted a gut...That was near Dallas, eh?
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    That's some good stuff. Thanks for posting it.
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    Default The story goes

    that it was all a hoax..That the guy was laying out/late for work or something and left his boss a voicemail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottagetta
    that it was all a hoax..That the guy was laying out/late for work or something and left his boss a voicemail.

    If that guy was faking, he's in the wrong career. He should be an actor! He'd get an Oscar every year!

    Definitely his laugh is just the BEST. Makes the whole thing even funnier.

    Shari
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    That was pretty fuckin entertaining to hear, even if it turns out to be a fake.
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    This is the old lady beating the guy with her bible isn't it. I got this a while back. I thought I'd wet my pants I was laughing so hard. I still have it on my hard drive and listen to it when I need a laugh. Who cares if it's real, it's funny as hell.
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