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    Post-Tribune Associated Press article:

    Troubled actor Tom Sizemore is battling a rare medical condition that leaves him sexually insatiable.

    The "Saving Private Ryan" star was recently diagnosed with priapism, which doctors believe could have been caused by years of alcohol and drug abuse.

    Sizemore's manager says, "He can have sex nine times without stopping. His condition explains his sexual addiction. He's in the midst of a massive depression, but he's making tremendous progress."

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    I think we all feel a bit priapitic (word?) sometimes.
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
    Post-Tribune Associated Press article:

    Troubled actor Tom Sizemore is battling a rare medical condition that leaves him sexually insatiable.

    The "Saving Private Ryan" star was recently diagnosed with priapism, which doctors believe could have been caused by years of alcohol and drug abuse.

    Sizemore's manager says, "He can have sex nine times without stopping. His condition explains his sexual addiction. He's in the midst of a massive depression, but he's making tremendous progress."

    And this is a bad thing????

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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
    "He can have sex nine times without stopping. His condition explains his sexual addiction. He's in the midst of a massive depression, but he's making tremendous progress."
    All the power to him!!!! My personal best is four..... NINE TIMES????????
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    I am just wondering what he's so depressed about? Lack of willing participants?
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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
    I am just wondering what he's so depressed about? Lack of willing participants?
    Right?...WTF......get over it Tom, and plow away!!!!

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    Maybe his name is an indication? Has more size? Needs more size?? hmmm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace Ventura
    All the power to him!!!! My personal best is four..... NINE TIMES????????
    Sorry guys, but thank God I'm a chick. No limits imposed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
    Sorry guys, but thank God I'm a chick. No limits imposed.
    Yeah... chicks "get off easy".... hehehe....

    I can only blame the above response on a healthy dose of Guinness and Jameson...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace Ventura
    Yeah... chicks "get off easy".... hehehe....
    That could be sig material
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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
    That could be sig material
    I'd be honored!!!!

    But it really is true!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace Ventura
    But it really is true!!!!!!
    Oh, I know it. Like I said, glad I'm a chick - LOL
    I've heard that there's a pretty high percentage of women who've never had or cannot easily achieve orgasm. So I guess I should clarify that I'm glad I'm not that kinda of chick, too. Getting off topic here (haha)
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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
    Oh, I know it. Like I said, glad I'm a chick - LOL
    I've heard that there's a pretty high percentage of women who've never had or cannot easily achieve orgasm. So I guess I should clarify that I'm glad I'm not that kinda of chick, too. Getting off topic here (haha)
    DOH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
    So I guess I should clarify that I'm glad I'm not that kinda of chick, too. Getting off topic here (haha)
    Now THAT is sig material!!!

    I heard that some women can have up to 24 orgasms in a row!!! Holy GOD!!! Let's just say I'd need a highly protien rich eating regimen if that were me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace Ventura
    Now THAT is sig material!!!

    I heard that some women can have up to 24 orgasms in a row!!! Holy GOD!!! Let's just say I'd need a highly protien rich eating regimen if that were me!
    I've never actually counted. Kinda busy during that, I guess.
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