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    I got this e-mail from a buddy of mine. I think it's great:


    Read the following carefully:

    We The People..... Of The United States

    This is probably one of the best e-mail's I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Aye from GA. This guy should run for President one day...

    "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters.


    We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."


    ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

    ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

    ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

    ARTICLE ! IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

    ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

    ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

    ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place whe! re you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

    ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

    ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

    ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (lastly....) NOW..

    ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one tr! ue God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!

    If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it's about time common sense is allowed to flourish. Sensible people of the United States speak out because if you do not, who will?

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    Amen, brother!
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    true, so true.
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    History tells us that oppressive nations build walls to keep people IN, not out.
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    Excellent.
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    While the merits of the message can certainly be argued, the source is false. Similar messages have been attributed to everyone from Ted Nugent to Charlie Daniels to George Carlin. None of them were the authors either.

    Just the random thoughts of an anonymous individual who thought they would get wider circulation by attaching celebrity status to their ideas.
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    Now that you mention it, I remember reading the one supposedly made by Charlie Daniels a couple years ago.

    Lame pretense, fantastic points.
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    Kinda goes off the deep end in XI, particularly in trying to mix reverence for history with the phrase "In God we trust."

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    Interesting points...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeL
    Kinda goes off the deep end in XI, particularly in trying to mix reverence for history with the phrase "In God we trust."
    As if he's wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BradS
    Interesting points...
    I know Brad, not nearly socialist enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad
    As if he's wrong.
    He is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad
    I know Brad, not nearly socialist enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BradS
    He is.

    You don't want to go there.

    He isn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad
    You don't want to go there.

    He isn't.
    I'm really scared...

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    ive read this before. there is alot of sense in that.. unfortunately, there will be those who argue it as a self-serving bunsh of BS for this reason or that...
    its too bad some people want to remake America, the home of the free, into america, the home of the fair..
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