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    Default Man Kills Wife Over Sports

    PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

    Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

    "The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

    Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

    He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

    Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."
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    Every single day I read something in the news that makes me think everyone is going crazy. Hopefully they kill him soon.
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    What a dumbass

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    What the fuck??? Has this guy ever heard of Tivo or a recorder?? How 'bout turning on the tv while doing the deed. People never cease to amaze me. I tell my wife I have a headache...
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    Soccer fan. Guaranteed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay
    Soccer fan. Guaranteed.
    Probably Manchester United.

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    70 times with a claw hammer?!

    It's firghtening how many truly evil people there are out there.

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    Default frightening....???

    Quote Originally Posted by Junior
    70 times with a claw hammer?!

    It's firghtening how many truly evil people there are out there.
    maybe to you.

    but i call it a target rich environment.

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    THAT DOES IT BITCH.....WHACK WHACK WHACK.... THUD and now we return you to 2005 ice skating championships

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    That's f'd up.

    And all because of sports??? He deserves whatever he gets.

    I hope they didn't have any kids.
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    Now he's going to have to cuddle wheather he likes it or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    Now he's going to have to cuddle wheather he likes it or not.


    Who's the bitch now???
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay
    Soccer fan. Guaranteed.
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    Over sports? Yeah right. Who can imagine someone killing their own wife over sports? How insane. There has to be more to it...
    Respects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VivaVH
    Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.
    I applaud Judge Costello.

    This is the way all sentencing should be done. With no mental problems used as a defense.

 

 

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