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    Hang 'Em High Blind Lemon Loons's Avatar
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    My honey sweetie mama girlfriend, God love 'er...she thought that Panama was...

    "Had Enough." And she thought that the line in,"Cradle," was,"And the FREEDOM will rock!!"

    She had me crackin' up for days...both songs she was singin' a long to...and later I asked her...why were you makin' up lyrics to those songs??
    ASHES TO ASHES...DUST TO DUST...IF THE WOMEN DON'T GET YA, THE WHISKEY MUST!!...

    "I used to play the blues alone in all the local joints," he explained. 'The only thing that I can really play on guitar to this day is the blues. I heard Doc Watson and his son playing 15 years ago, and from there I got into Leadbelly and John Lee Hooker."--DLR

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    That's pretty good. Reminds me of my ex and BOBW. A couple years ago we were listening to 5150 and at the part where Sammy says, "And now I know...what I want." in BOBW she was singing along and said, "And now I know...ah, ah, ah." LMAO! When I explained to her that there were real words she was so red, it was hilarious. From then on, whenever my roomate, me and her were in the car together, I would turn on BOBW while my roomate and I would sing, "And now I know...ah, ah, ah." While she'd sit there terrified because we were making fun of her. Good times!
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    my girlfriend thought panama was "cannonball"...go figure...
    let's be real...EVH was GOD

    Runnin' might put too much focus on the fact that there's a little kid on bass - knuck

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    Good Enough VivaVH's Avatar
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    I was once in a bar and this drunk and coked up guy kept singing "Dad and Ma" when Panama was played on the jukebox.
    If it's BROWN, flush it DOWN.

    GO STEELERS!

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    my girlfriend used to think panama was "animal"....
    Van Halen Is: Edward Van Halen, Alex Van Halen, Michael Anthony, Sammy Hagar, David Lee Roth, Gary Cherone

    They will be back.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvhfan
    my girlfriend thought panama was "cannonball"...go figure...
    I heard John Mellencamp say the same thing about his girlfriend in an interview many years ago.

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    I once went out with a girl who sang "Dirty Deeds--Thunderchief". I nearly swerved off the road I was laughing so hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menlow
    I once went out with a girl who sang "Dirty Deeds--Thunderchief". I nearly swerved off the road I was laughing so hard.


    Not a few folks over the years have swore to me it's Etch-A-Sketch in Little Guitars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen

    Not a few folks over the years have swore to me it's Etch-A-Sketch in Little Guitars.
    It's not Etch-a-Sketch?

    I swore I heard Sammy say "Oh baby EXPOSE'EM all the way" in WCTBL when I first heard it.....


    Maybe he should have....

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    "Padded Bra!"
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

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    Top Of The World ACK's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by VH RightNow
    my girlfriend used to think panama was "animal"....
    my best friend used to think that too when the song first came out.

    If anybody here wants to have more fun with mis-heard or mis-interpreted lyrics, go to:

    www.kissthisguy.com

    I think everyone - myself included - has mis-heard a song lyric at one time or another.
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    "Pantyhose!"

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    I think I was brought up to sing "I got my back against the wrecking machine..."

    A few visits to van-halen.com changed that.
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    Wayne: ...and uh...VAN HALEN!!!
    Garth: Wow. Van Halen. Who else?
    Bobby: Yeah, who else?
    Wayne: Uh, an old man fashioning a kayak out of a log?

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