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    Default Deer ticks **Warning**

    I usually don't forward warnings like this on but felt this was important since summer is here. Remember to be safe!



    If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on
    deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your
    arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!

    IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.

    I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now.
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    Ok well no I take that back, had the same thing happen once with a Jehoviah's Witness

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    I usually don't forward warnings like this on but felt this was important since summer is here. Remember to be safe!



    If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on
    deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your
    arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!

    IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.

    I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now.
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    hmm, I guess Karma sucks... Here I make a joke about deer ticks, and my 6yo son goes through a spinal tap to be now diagnosed with lyme meningitis...
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    That sucks man sorry to hear that. Hope everything turns out well.
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    daily shots at the hospital or visiting nurse are now required for the next month, and on Monday he needs to go in for a scan to see if he's suffered any brain damage...

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    Oh geez dude. Sorry to hear that.

    I'm sure it's just precautionary. One of those things they really shouldn't have to do regularly but because one kid in yugoslavia had brain damage once 3 decades ago they have to test for it or risk being sued for millions. Ask guitarshark, he's an ambulance chaser. That's probably it.

    Don't worry about it.

    Fuck tics in their ticky little asses!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad
    Oh geez dude. Sorry to hear that.

    I'm sure it's just precautionary. One of those things they really shouldn't have to do regularly but because one kid in yugoslavia had brain damage once 3 decades ago they have to test for it or risk being sued for millions. Ask guitarshark, he's an ambulance chaser. That's probably it.

    Don't worry about it.

    Fuck tics in their ticky little asses!!
    What's an ambulance chaser??? This has a lawyer connotation right?
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    Ambulance chaser is a attorney that follows ambulances in order to talk to the person that was injured in hopes of sueing the person that did the injuring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    Ambulance chaser is a attorney that follows ambulances in order to talk to the person that was injured in hopes of sueing the person that did the injuring.
    Aha.. so Sharky is a shark right???
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    I am so confused by this thread.

 

 

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