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    Default Trauma or Terrific? How did you lose your virginity?

    Since we all know when the last time we all got laid was, I thought it would be interesting to hear how the first time was. And today is Hump day. What better day to spill about your first hump? hehehe

    Guess I share first...
    I was 16, he was almost 21. It was mid summer. We were on a night off from marching in Drum Corps. The night was steamy hot even at close to midnight. We were lying in the bed of his pickup on a blanket under the stars. I had my Journey Escape tape playing over and over in the cassette player (which he tolerated cuz he knew what he was getting. Being a drummer, he preferred Rush.) We smoked a little weed, then got naked. He gave me a tongue massage from head to toe, stopping at the sweet spot for what seemed like days. When I figured I was going to die, he took me gently. The next time, not as gently, but that was A-ok - he'd already turned me into a wanton, crazed sex addict. He gave me earth-shattering orgasms that night. How lucky can a girl be to have a guy who knew what the hell he was doing for her first time? I remember my brain fluttering back to reality and hearing Steve Perry belting out "burnin' love comes once in a lifetime... oo the memories never fade away, golden girl I'll keep you forever"
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    I think I was 11 or 12. There was a 16 or 17 year old Indian chick that lived up the road from me. I porked her in an open field about a half mile from my house.
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    i was 16. it was in the front-seat of my 1979 malibu. the chic was the local slut whom my friends slept with. up to that point in my life, i'd only jerked off to porn so using the knowledge i'd gained from those flicks, i fucked the tar out of her. at one point she was like, 'slow down'. the inflection in her voice when she said it was in rhythm with me banging her...funny as hell.
    i was waisted too. so after about 2 hours of banging her, i threw in a chew (copenhagen), rested my arms on the window sill with her below me and banged for another 30 min or so with my head hanging out the window, periodically discharging the nicotine from my mouth.

    i know, freakin' disgusting.

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    i was 15, drunk at a party, and was taken advantage of by an 18 yr old chick who was a resident of the nearby youth ranch. she was a madonna wanna-be, not too shabby if i do say so myself. June, if youre out there, thanks!
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    Mine was when I was 16 and she was 15. We were parking at my grandmother's old house. I had been drinking and still had several beers on ice. We did the evil deed in the back of my truck. We hung around driking some more and throwing the bottles over the yard. I left the rubber there too. The next morning, my dad and I were out fixing fences. I was naturally hung over. We get to where my grandmother's house was at the time. He sees the bottles and the rubber and gets pissed off wondering who did that. He wanted to call the sheriff's office, but I talked him out of it. I had to play dumb. Several years passed and I found out he knew all along I had done it.
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    Good Lord.....in my opinion all of you jumped the gun quite a bit. but that's just me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
    Since we all know when the last time we all got laid was, I thought it would be interesting to hear how the first time was. And today is Hump day. What better day to spill about your first hump? hehehe

    Guess I share first...
    I was 16, he was almost 21. It was mid summer. We were on a night off from marching in Drum Corps. The night was steamy hot even at close to midnight. We were lying in the bed of his pickup on a blanket under the stars. I had my Journey Escape tape playing over and over in the cassette player (which he tolerated cuz he knew what he was getting. Being a drummer, he preferred Rush.) We smoked a little weed, then got naked. He gave me a tongue massage from head to toe, stopping at the sweet spot for what seemed like days. When I figured I was going to die, he took me gently. The next time, not as gently, but that was A-ok - he'd already turned me into a wanton, crazed sex addict. He gave me earth-shattering orgasms that night. How lucky can a girl be to have a guy who knew what the hell he was doing for her first time? I remember my brain fluttering back to reality and hearing Steve Perry belting out "burnin' love comes once in a lifetime... oo the memories never fade away, golden girl I'll keep you forever"
    hey my brother did drum corps for a couple years a few years back. i dig it too but I never played any drum corps instruments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
    Since we all know when the last time we all got laid was, I thought it would be interesting to hear how the first time was. And today is Hump day. What better day to spill about your first hump? hehehe

    Guess I share first...
    I was 16, he was almost 21. It was mid summer. We were on a night off from marching in Drum Corps. The night was steamy hot even at close to midnight. We were lying in the bed of his pickup on a blanket under the stars. I had my Journey Escape tape playing over and over in the cassette player (which he tolerated cuz he knew what he was getting. Being a drummer, he preferred Rush.) We smoked a little weed, then got naked. He gave me a tongue massage from head to toe, stopping at the sweet spot for what seemed like days. When I figured I was going to die, he took me gently. The next time, not as gently, but that was A-ok - he'd already turned me into a wanton, crazed sex addict. He gave me earth-shattering orgasms that night. How lucky can a girl be to have a guy who knew what the hell he was doing for her first time? I remember my brain fluttering back to reality and hearing Steve Perry belting out "burnin' love comes once in a lifetime... oo the memories never fade away, golden girl I'll keep you forever"

    ONE TIME.....AT BAND CAMP......


    WOW that was like a letter to penthouse!!! more please!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OnTheInside1985
    hey my brother did drum corps for a couple years a few years back. i dig it too but I never played any drum corps instruments.
    Drum Corps rocks. Those were some of the best years of my life. Lifetime friendships made there. I was in the color guard - so I never played any instruments, either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
    Since we all know when the last time we all got laid was, I thought it would be interesting to hear how the first time was. And today is Hump day. What better day to spill about your first hump? hehehe

    Guess I share first...
    I was 16, he was almost 21. It was mid summer. We were on a night off from marching in Drum Corps. The night was steamy hot even at close to midnight. We were lying in the bed of his pickup on a blanket under the stars. I had my Journey Escape tape playing over and over in the cassette player (which he tolerated cuz he knew what he was getting. Being a drummer, he preferred Rush.) We smoked a little weed, then got naked. He gave me a tongue massage from head to toe, stopping at the sweet spot for what seemed like days. When I figured I was going to die, he took me gently. The next time, not as gently, but that was A-ok - he'd already turned me into a wanton, crazed sex addict. He gave me earth-shattering orgasms that night. How lucky can a girl be to have a guy who knew what the hell he was doing for her first time? I remember my brain fluttering back to reality and hearing Steve Perry belting out "burnin' love comes once in a lifetime... oo the memories never fade away, golden girl I'll keep you forever"

    journey's "escape"...sweet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
    Since we all know when the last time we all got laid was, I thought it would be interesting to hear how the first time was. And today is Hump day. What better day to spill about your first hump? hehehe

    Guess I share first...
    I was 16, he was almost 21. It was mid summer. We were on a night off from marching in Drum Corps. The night was steamy hot even at close to midnight. We were lying in the bed of his pickup on a blanket under the stars. I had my Journey Escape tape playing over and over in the cassette player (which he tolerated cuz he knew what he was getting. Being a drummer, he preferred Rush.) We smoked a little weed, then got naked. He gave me a tongue massage from head to toe, stopping at the sweet spot for what seemed like days. When I figured I was going to die, he took me gently. The next time, not as gently, but that was A-ok - he'd already turned me into a wanton, crazed sex addict. He gave me earth-shattering orgasms that night. How lucky can a girl be to have a guy who knew what the hell he was doing for her first time? I remember my brain fluttering back to reality and hearing Steve Perry belting out "burnin' love comes once in a lifetime... oo the memories never fade away, golden girl I'll keep you forever"
    Okay....sorry to spoil the party...but a 16 year old girl getting an orgasm the FIRST time she has sex and oral is performed on her(not to mention in the back of a pickup truck)
    Sounds like a good fantasy but I call bullshit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BottomzUp
    Okay....sorry to spoil the party...but a 16 year old girl getting an orgasm the FIRST time she has sex and oral is performed on her(not to mention in the back of a pickup truck)
    Sounds like a good fantasy but I call bullshit!
    Not to mention the whole child-rape thing.
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    Oh I forgot,my first time was at summer camp..14 years old with a
    girl from Montreal! Good times...good times.
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    I was seventeen, so was she. It was not the great. She was a virgin too and was so tight that it took me almost 10 min just to get inside. I was barely moving, and even at some points not at all, and she was whining of terrible pain and for me to slow down the whole time, even when I wasn't moving. Looking back now, it was really a disaster. Afterwards we had to clean up blood from the tearing, what a pain in the ass! But I was on cloud nine, and all my buddies were jealous. But starting with the second time when I was allowed to move around a bit, it was great. I just remember visiting her at work the next day and she could barely walk.
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