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    Default Getting clipped next month......

    any of you guys had your tubes tied?? any info on pain??
    seems like a rather simple procedure.

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    Default Shootin' Blanks!

    Very simple. Had mine in '97. The whole procedure took less than 30 minutes. Nurse shave my sack (imagine: two golf balls in a Crown Royale bag!). A couple of pain killing injections and two small (1/2") incisions. In the consultation, Dr. asked me if I wanted the vas deferens looped over itself and tied or cauterized to my scrotum. Webster's: "Cauterize=to burn with a hot instrument"....ummm, no thanks. The only thing uncomfortable was like a "tugging" as he cut and tied.

    I was off my feet the rest of the day w/a pack of frozen beans on 'em. They were swollen and I walked all bow legged like John Wayne for a couple of days, but was back to work on Monday. Of course, I received no sympathy from the wife. She just mumbled something about squeezing and 8 lb. pumpkin out and handed me my Percocets.

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    My husband did and it wasn't much of a big deal. The main problem was the incisions were right on the side where the elastic lies - they told him to wear a jock for a week or two. That was the only pain. Gotta orgasm like 30 times to make sure all the live ones are out before you are safe.

    Just a little comedy for you: don't get it done at a hospital where you may know people. A friend of mine was strapped to the table - everything covered but Junior. In walks the nurse who recognized him from high school, another walks in who knew him thru his wife, and yet another knew him from his job (a cop). All three of these chicks stood there and tried to have a conversation with this poor guy. LOL

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    Had it done about 4 yrs ago. Not all that big a deal, now that i think about it. It was definitely a BIG deal back then though. I was scared shitless.

    The pulling and stuff was the only part that bothered me...didn't really hurt, just weird as hell. Make sure they give you an IV of something to knock you out some, i wasn't out of it just felt drunk.

    Glad i had it done now. The dry ejaculations kind of suck though.














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    Same kind of feeling from me..... I had it done about a year or so ago and I didn't have any problem. They even gave me a prescription for pain that I didn't use. I just took advil. I did use some ice and my brother called me his sister . He had it done about six months later though and I put a pink balloon on his mailbox that said "It's a Girl!!!" Not bad experience at all and don't forget to remind your wife that you have to get the loaded shells out of the shotgun and she should help since you had the gun plugged.

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    interesting......
    unfortunately i am getting the catherization done. and they are not knocking me out. i am getting some valum.

    i am not really scared about it, i am just concerned about pain.

    now as for being embarrased by people we know. i had a colonoscopy done, much more embarrasing the the snip. i would rather people see the goods than my ass.i was just getting prepped when a nurse asked me where i work. i told her and she aske if i knew so and so. i told her yeah that he was actually covering for me that day. she said oh well his wife works at he hospital...... oh yes...... she happens to be in on my procedure. talk about embarrasing.

    as for shaving..... not a big deal..... been shaved for years......
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    I got SNIC fixed a few years ago. It was really not that big of a deal. He laid around in the recliner for a few days with frozen peas on his crotch. I think alot of it was an act for the sympathy. It was pretty funny watching him try to walk to the car right after the procedure!
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    Ouuch.

    I know I'm a far way off from it, but I'd ask to be knocked out COMPLETELY

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    Had it done 5 years ago.

    A little discomfort for a few days, like someone else said either wear a jock strap or some ball hugger undies.
    Once you can stand to have sex again, wear a rubber until your "final exam" to see if your soldiers are unarmed.

    To help make the process go faster and decrease the amount of time needed to wear a rubber just JERK OFF alot. www.pichunter.com can help you with that.

    But what has happend since I had the procedure (I shit you not) is that when I get sick, like really sick ie: the flu. I get a pain in my balls just prior to the symptoms showing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddymon
    Had it done 5 years ago.

    A little discomfort for a few days, like someone else said either wear a jock strap or some ball hugger undies.
    Once you can stand to have sex again, wear a rubber until your "final exam" to see if your soldiers are unarmed.

    To help make the process go faster and decrease the amount of time needed to wear a rubber just JERK OFF alot. www.pichunter.com can help you with that.

    But what has happend since I had the procedure (I shit you not) is that when I get sick, like really sick ie: the flu. I get a pain in my balls just prior to the symptoms showing.
    Do your balls tell you when a good storm is coming, too? Sorry - could not resist that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
    Do your balls tell you when a good storm is coming, too? Sorry - could not resist that.
    But, but they do know when a good blow is coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by namedmydaughterHALEN
    any of you guys had your tubes tied?? any info on pain??
    seems like a rather simple procedure.

    15 or 20 minutes...the trick is to take something to read...I took Time magazine, read the whole time, and was all good. Basically, you'll feel like you took a nerf football in the nuts for a day...

    Be careful sitting on your couch...your nuts are gonna hang lower for awhile after the procedure and you don't want to sit on one of them...No, I'm not kidding...

    I was back in the car driving home in 48 minutes...and the cauterie is no big deal...you'll have so much local, you won't know what's going on anyhow...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddymon
    But, but they do know when a good blow is coming.
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    I forgot to mention, that you should have it cotterized (sp?). They say that is the best way and it pretty much guarantees the tubes won't fuse back together as can happen with the other method.
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