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    looks to be a decent show...

    EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS is inspired by the childhood experiences of comedian Chris Rock, who narrates the hilarious, touching story of a teenager growing up as the eldest of three children in Brooklyn, New York during the early 1980s. Uprooted to a new neighborhood and bused to a predominantly white middle school two hours away by his strict, hard-working parents, Chris struggles to find his place while keeping his siblings in line at home and surmounting the challenges of junior high. This responsible, resilient adolescent brings a distinct, funny spin to his everyday trials and traumas.

    http://www.upn.com/shows/everybody_hates_chris/
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    Excuse me while I pass on this. I find Chris Rock about as amusing and entertaining as my little chigger friend from last week.
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    I'm not sure Rock can be that funny on regular TV (minus the cursing).
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    Have I seen my last one?

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    "How much for an order o'ribs?"

    (Two-fifty)

    "Two-fifty!?! How many ribs you get with that?"

    (About five)

    "Lemme get one."

    (One order o'ribs)

    "Nah, nah....just one rib."

    Or something like that......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red
    "How much for an order o'ribs?"

    (Two-fifty)

    "Two-fifty!?! How many ribs you get with that?"

    (About five)

    "Lemme get one."

    (One order o'ribs)

    "Nah, nah....just one rib."

    Or something like that......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Han Valen
    "Ya got change fo' a $100?!"
    Fuckin classic!
    "It's always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you're the same, and they hate you if you're different."
    ~Eddie Van Halen~

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    ~David Lee Roth~

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    "Fuck da cup! Just po' some in mah hand!"

    CLASSIC SHIT, that is!
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    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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    Chris Rock lost his credibility like so many others when he did Oprah.
    Oprah ruins everyone.
    Last edited by mistere; 07.15.05 at 02:32 PM.

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    Shit...Im so disappointed! Here I was thinking I finally rated my own thread!
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere
    Chris Rock lost his credibility like so many others when he did Oprah.
    Oprah ruins everyone.
    Including Sammy?
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisTheEdHead
    Shit...Im so disappointed! Here I was thinking I finally rated my own thread!

    EVERYBODY HATES ChrisTheEdHead....

    Any better?
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    EVERYBODY HATES ChrisTheEdHead....

    Any better?
    I feel much better now, thanks
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

    "If I don't make her happy in the bedroom the wife gets bitchy for days at a time, but when I come to bed ready for action she laughs and laughs. She even laughs while I make my moves so I know I must be pleasing her as only I can do."
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