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    Default A day in the life of Downtown Dallas...

    Yikes! This may be one of those "you had to be there" moments, but I just finished dealing with a serious, SERIOUS whack job. I think he's a paranoid schizo.

    I work at a civil defense law firm, and we just had a dude come in with this long drawn out story about how he wanted to sue his apartment complex because they evicted him. He said his apartment was "booby-trapped" because it had little lights on the walls and images of clowns, creatures, and people. He brought in a sheet rock sample and told me to look at all the images on it, and that the little texture bumps were really lights and cameras so that people could spy on you. He brought in a sample of his kitchen floor saying if you looked hard enough you could see shapes and images of dogs and people. Then he said there were people in the trees outside looking at him, you just had to look hard enough! He was "on" to them and wanted revenge!

    Luckily, I got rid of him by saying "oh, sorry, we do defense work, not plaintiff" so he left to another floor...WHEW!

    OK, I can go back to work now.
    How open-minded do I have to be before my brains start spilling out?

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    you realize that he is going to the next floor and demand to sue you because the pens on your desk told him that you are really out to get him....or something like that...
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    I have found that wrapping my head in foil blocks all the moon peoples' gamma ray signals, telling me to eat more chicken and less barbecued moo cow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TakeYourTequilaHome
    I have found that wrapping my head in foil blocks all the moon peoples' gamma ray signals, telling me to eat more chicken and less barbecued moo cow.

    LOL.

    What was priceless is when the dude reached into his grocery bag and pulled out bits and pieces of sheet rock he'd gathered from (supposedly) his apartment. He would pull out a small chunk and ask, "Do you see the clown? Can't you see it changing shape?" I was praying to God I would wake up in a Simpsons episode as Mr. Burns hitting the "release the hounds" button!

    That was my first encounter in an in-depth discussion, but downtown we got all kinds of homeless crazies talking to themselves.
    How open-minded do I have to be before my brains start spilling out?

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