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    Default Granny grows tired of prostitution at age 63

    BERLIN (Reuters) - A Berlin grandmother who has worked the city's diplomatic quarter as a prostitute for the last 49 years plans to retire when she turns 64 next year, according to Germany's Bild newspaper.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/germany_p...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl
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    Her husband drops her off?
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

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    "I've got a lot of regular clients," the blonde woman told the newspaper, pictured wearing a short red mini skirt and high-heeled white boots
    Oh, so THAT'S where grandma's been!
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Halen


    Yeah turnin tricks gets to be pretty old after a while!!

    BTW - I wasn't talkin from experience!!!
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    When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now,
    Will you still be sending me a Valentine,birthday greetings,
    bottle of wine?
    If I'd been out 'till quarter to three,would you lock the door?
    Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
    When I'm sixty-four?
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    yeah...uhhh....thats just gross
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    GILF?
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

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    Quote Originally Posted by janthraxx
    GILF?

    sick bastard!!

    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    Sorry people but, her snatch probably looks like a giant roast beef sandwich....not the one you get from Arby's, but the one in the ads!
    Just go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    Sorry people but, her snatch probably looks like a giant roast beef sandwich....not the one you get from Arby's, but the one in the ads!
    I was thinking more like grilled cheese......ewwww.

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    An elderly couple can no longer afford to pay their bills. The husband says "We have no choice. Tonight you'll have to go out and walk the streets." In the morning the elderly woman returned home. "How'd you do?" her husband asked. "I made $2.05 she replies.""Five cents?" he says, "who the hell gave you 5 cents!" "They all did" she replied....

    This story reminded me of that joke...

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    Quote Originally Posted by janthraxx
    GILF?
    No she's not for you there young one.

    Best to be savin that allowance for a more worthy pursuit!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithjc
    No she's not for you there young one.

    Best to be savin that allowance for a more worthy pursuit!!
    What could be a more worthy pursuit?

    Community service! Assisting the elderly!!
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
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    i guess theres only so much she can do with her womb draggin behind her........
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